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So that is where she got that from...I thought she made it up like Balance is doing all the time.
(see his post above)
Maybe he makes a deposit instead of a withdrawal...
I'm speechless.Not just that, but they are also donate blood and they have a stake in their heart and the only way to kill them is to remove the stake.... and actually.... I ripped it off some site that has their own conspiracy theory called the crackhead theory. I spun off that.. Here is the real Crackhead Conspiracy:
The Key Players[SIZE=+1]The Saucer People[/SIZE]
The Saucer People don't actually have flying saucers. Their space craft are actually disguised as weather balloons and the light from the planet Venus reflecting off swamp gas. We just call 'em Saucer People anyway. The Saucer People come from a dying world, and are in search of a world similar to their own to colonize. They found our world, which wasn't quite perfect, but they're a race of slackers, so they just decided to terraform the damned thing. They are a cautious race though, and they knew they would need allies. Fortunately for them, they found allies on this world. Allies in the form of the dreaded Reverse Vampires. [SIZE=+1][/SIZE]
[SIZE=+1]The Reverse Vampires[/SIZE]
The Reverse Vampires are the antithesis to vampires of lore. If you think of vampires in reverse, you get an idea how they are. You can recognize a reverse vampire by the following:
1.) Only goes out during the day and sleeps in a tanning booth.
2.) Very tanned instead of being pale.
3.) Makes frequent trips to the blood bank to donate blood
4.) Has a stake sticking out of their heart which when removed causes death.
The reverse vampires control most of the world's corporate business (Think: All the big office buildings always have flourecent lights that never go off...), and joined the ranks of the evil Saucer People in their plan to terraform the earth. They decided on a plan to gradually wean the people of earth onto the ways of the Saucer People so their forth coming invasion would go unnoticed. Thus the greatest device for evil ever was born: The Four Dogs of the Ad-Pocalypse.
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[SIZE=+1]The Four Dogs of the Ad-Pocalypse[/SIZE]
The Four Dogs of the Ad-Pocalypse were designed to in doctrinate the people of earth in the ways of the Saucer People by making their ways seem hip and trendy. The Saucer People are characterized by the fact that they all drink beer, eat gorditas, wear polar fleece, and drive Japanese cars. Thus, the Four Dogs of the Ad-Pocalypse are:
1.) The Taco Bell Dog
2.) The Nissan Dog
3.) The Old Navy Dog
4.) Spuds McKinzey (The Budweiser Dog)
Now things did not all go as planned, as certain individuals in the know attempted to assasinate Spuds, who is now in hiding. Fortunately for the Saucer People, his part in their grand machine of death and destruction is complete: People now drink copulent amounts of beer. Now some people would say "But people have always drank copulent amounts of beer" but know you this: That's what the Saucer People want you to think.
quite so. I'm sure that reverse vampire is purely a construct of the Simpsons, aimed a spoofing conspiracy theorists
