What My Mother Taught Me....

[kcong]

it is funny but it was so so true............

 

[Heavenlyangeleyes07]

I have heard of few of those in my life exspecially the last one. i hope that doesnt come true though hehe.

 

[Jer]

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside- I just finished cleaning!"

My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me IRONY: "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA: "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until we get home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING: "You are going to get it when we get home!"

I think those are the best ones, lol. Some of the other ones I've heard a number of times though,

 

[godisgr8]

Those are all true. LOL

 

[strelok0017]

Funny how it describes my dad...