What kind of car are you driving?

altya

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I love BMW – I drive a red one and love every moment of it, that is why I enjoyed this joke so much.

A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BMW." Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. "My BMW! My BMW!" he sobbed.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

:D :D :D :D :D
 

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A 40 foot 2001 Freightliner (my work vehicle :) )

Personally a 1997 Camaro RS.

A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, "Sir, sir, you're bleeding! And my god, your left arm is gone!"

The lawyer, horrified, screamed "My Rolex! My Rolex!"

I wondered why I had such a good deal on my Rolex.
 
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1996 pontiac bonneville sse

but my most favorite car i ever owned was my first one, a 1970 something dodge colt, it was smurf blue, and we had several names for it smurfmobile, the flinstone ride(bottom was rusting out), and the blue beast. hehe, just love those highschool memories
 
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my dad's teal blue plymouth acclaim (1993 i think)...it is rusty on one side from a side swipe accident that was never fixed...plus, i lost a hubcap almost 2 weeks ago LOL


my mom drives a 2001 inferno red PT Cruiser!
 
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