What is your favorite line from a sitcom?

[jesus_frea[k]]

"they were looking at me.. with their eyes.." -marge from the simpsons. stupid, i know but it's the only one i can think of!!

 

[Toulouse630]

"Me fail English? That's umpossible" - Ralphie Wiggum, The Simpson's

 

[Western Deity]

"Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his *** on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown."

- Homer Simpson

... Wow. That's a classic.

 

[cygnusx1]

" I have a cunning plan " ....... from Blackadder

 

[peschitta_enthusiast]

Anything from the Simpsons, ANYTHING.

Awww, I always secrete ocular fluid at weddings

75% of all statistics are bogus. 15% of all people know that.

Alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems

 

[peschitta_enthusiast]

No offence man, but you're nothing but a gutless, spineless, gormless, directionless, neurotic, underacheiving, snivelling, cowardly pile of smeg - Red Dwarf

 

[kleptobismol]

dewey from malcom in the middle: that's not a flying chocolate machine...

 

[kleptobismol]

Anything from the Simpsons, ANYTHING.

Awww, I always secrete ocular fluid at weddings

75% of all statistics are bogus. 15% of all people know that.

Alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems

oooh! yeah! the simpsons quotes are great...
ralph: i'm a totem pole!


another ralph: my dad told me to stay out of that end of the sandbox. that's where the leprechaun lives. he tells me to burn things.

 

[dustt10]

Bart: Dad what are you doing at the school library?

Homer: Reading about Thomas Edison. They wont let me in the big people library downtown. There was some.. unpleasantless, I can never go back.
And these Hardy Boys books are great too! This one's about smugglers.

Bart: They're all about smugglers.

Homer: No, not this one: "The Smugglers Of Pirate Cove", it's about pirates.

 

[gizmo03]

Another Friends fanantic here... I have too many favorite lines from the show, but one of my favorite lines is a Joey line- 'How you doin' '.

 

[Redguard]

From Chappelle's Show:

"Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock... And I shall smoketh it!"
- Tyrone Biggums (Dave Chappelle)

 

[Diane_Windsor]

I like the episode of the Simpsons where at the end of the show they have everyone's trademark line. Homer's D'Oh, Marge's grumbling, Maggie's pacifer, Ned' diddly speak, etc. After everyone goes they look at Lisa expecting her to do her trademark line.

An unamused Lisa says "I"ll be in my room" or whatever her trademark line is. Funny!

I also love the Sherry Bobbins episode where they parody Mary Poppins-tons of great lines in that episode!

Diane

 

[2Timothy2]

Mine has been in many sitcoms: This is our last episode.

 

[Diane_Windsor]

"Hi, this is my brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl."-from Newhart.

 

[ConstanceB]

Bart: Dad what are you doing at the school library?

Homer: Reading about Thomas Edison. They wont let me in the big people library downtown. There was some.. unpleasantless, I can never go back.
And these Hardy Boys books are great too! This one's about smugglers.

Bart: They're all about smugglers.

Homer: No, not this one: "The Smugglers Of Pirate Cove", it's about pirates.

I must be tipsy on love -- I nearly fell out of my chair READING this one! cb

 

[ConstanceB]

Rev. Jim has (accidentally) been invited to a fancy party as Elaine's date and is in an elevator with the wealthy hostess. The matron is tossing out ideas for the party and asks, "How does squab sound?" As she steps out, Jim answers, "Cooo! Cooo!"

Later, when the entertainment doesn't show up, Jim volunteers to pinch hit. He staggers forward with his zoned-out look and does his impression of a water cooler, spewing water everywhere on the ritzy guests. When Elaine finally gets it through his brain that they were hoping for a pianist, he sits down at the piano, all spaced-out, with his face contorting as he pounds out Chop Stix. Again, Elaine explains slowly to him that they were actually expecting classical music. He shrugs, rips into Chopin's Minute Waltz, and after playing for about ten incredible, perfect seconds, he stops, looks bewildered, and mumbles, "I . . . must have had . . . piano lessons."

cb

 

[loribee59]

from the Happy Days:

Fonzie: HEYYYY!

Richie Cunningham: I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill.....

Marion Cunningham: Oh, SIT ON IT!

Richie Cunningham: All we had was beer in teeny-weeny little glasses.
Howard Cunningham: How many teeny-weeny little glasses did you have?
Richie Cunningham: Seventy-two.
Howard Cunningham: I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee.

 

[LondonsBurning]

This Exchange from Blackadder has to be one of the funniest ever.

Prince Edmund: Scotsmen are barbarians! Half of them don't even speak English!

Percy: Well, what do they speak?

Prince Edmund: Oh, I don't know. It's all Greek to me!

Percy: They speak Greek?

Prince Edmund: No, I mean it SOUNDS like Greek.

Percy: Well, if it sounds like Greek, it probably IS Greek.

Prince Edmund: It's not Greek!

Percy: But it sounds LIKE Greek..."What's not Greek, but sounds like Greek?" Hm, that's a good one, my lord!

Prince Edmund: Look, it's not meant to be a BRAIN-TEASER, Percy! I'm simply trying to tell you that I cannot understand a blind word they're saying.

Percy: Well, no wonder, my lord. You never learned Greek, of course.

 

[RedTulipMom]

Rev. Jim has (accidentally) been invited to a fancy party as Elaine's date and is in an elevator with the wealthy hostess. The matron is tossing out ideas for the party and asks, "How does squab sound?" As she steps out, Jim answers, "Cooo! Cooo!"

Later, when the entertainment doesn't show up, Jim volunteers to pinch hit. He staggers forward with his zoned-out look and does his impression of a water cooler, spewing water everywhere on the ritzy guests. When Elaine finally gets it through his brain that they were hoping for a pianist, he sits down at the piano, all spaced-out, with his face contorting as he pounds out Chop Stix. Again, Elaine explains slowly to him that they were actually expecting classical music. He shrugs, rips into Chopin's Minute Waltz, and after playing for about ten incredible, perfect seconds, he stops, looks bewildered, and mumbles, "I . . . must have had . . . piano lessons."

cb

rofl...that is hysterical. I can just picture it. I loved the character of Jim. He was so funny! And Latka was funny too! Taxi is a classic!

 

[RedTulipMom]

Chochi from Happy days "Wah wah wah"

Survivor marquesas:
John gets stung by a sting ray "Someone come over here and pee on my hand"