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What happened, daddy?

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Unfortunately, this is supposedly a true story!

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her sad face.

I said to her, "What's wrong, honey?"

She slowly replied, "Daddy, what happened to my booger?"
 

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Rich48 said:
Unfortunately, this is supposedly a true story!

As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.

When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her sad face.

I said to her, "What's wrong, honey?"

She slowly replied, "Daddy, what happened to my booger?"


Please forgive me. I don't get it. As a Englishman please interpret the word 'booger'

God Bless
 
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