What does one say when an Orthodox Bishop or Priest sneezes?

[Matthias]

What's wrong with saying nothing and just letting him sneeze?

 

[Michael G]

I don't think you get the idea of this thread. I suggest you read http://www.theoniondome.com/thepoint.php Matthias is right, this is quite disrespectful.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! (accompanied by horrified facial expression)

cover your mouth next time! (shaking head with pious look)

pull out all the familys immunization records and ask to see a copy of his?

run out of the room and come back a minute or two later with a big wad of paper towels from the bathroom....dropping to your knees on the fly and sliding to a stop right in front of him and then proceed to wipe vigorously on the bottom of his sleeve..

whip can of lysol from under loose tile in the floor (had to store it there when the pews were removed) and spray it into the air letting the mist cover you and your family while chanting "99.9% of all boogers purified!"

 

[marc37]

how about bless you?

 

[Kripost]

how about bless you?

I don't think so. "Is Outrage! Was it lay people blessing Bishops in 19th century Russia? I think no."

See: Ask Father Vasiliy