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someone wrote this on his blogring. what do u think?
The Anti-Light Bulb Sermon
Pastor D's relationship sermon created quite a sensation at H. Women are now asking "Should I turn on my light? Is my light on? How do I turn on my light?" (By the way if you're wondering if the guy notices if your light is on then he probably doesn't. Guys are stupid. You could give the guy a light bulb and he still wouldn't get it.)
Well I just want to say to the ladies don't just turn your light on for any guy at h who happens to be showing interest in you. And I'm not saying you shouldn't turn it on because this guy may not share your values, vision, and passions or have compatible gifts. What if the guy is too fat? Or too wimpy? Or too short? Or not good looking enough? What if he's not asian? What if he is asian? What if he doesn't make enough money? Or if he doesn't have enough degrees? What if other people say he's not cool enough? What if he doesn't know how to dress? What if he has no hair on top of his head but abundant hair coming out of his ears and nose?
And for the guys if a woman does turn her light on for you don't consider how brave she is for showing interest in you, don't honor her step of courage, forget that she's a sister in Christ. Just ask yourself the most important question, "Is she hot?" Sure you can euphemize the question by saying "Am I attracted?" and justify such questions by saying I have to be attracted to someone I date, forgetting that attraction naturally grows and that love is not about physical attraction. Just ask yourself "Would I look good with this girl on my arm?" and if not, move on.
h, let's go back to the days when all these lights weren't on. Let's go back to the days of singles complaining that there was no one to date and married people always trying to figure out who to set up. Let's go back to the days of heightened sexual tension and gossip. Married people live off this stuff. Don't deprive us!
The Anti-Light Bulb Sermon
Pastor D's relationship sermon created quite a sensation at H. Women are now asking "Should I turn on my light? Is my light on? How do I turn on my light?" (By the way if you're wondering if the guy notices if your light is on then he probably doesn't. Guys are stupid. You could give the guy a light bulb and he still wouldn't get it.)
Well I just want to say to the ladies don't just turn your light on for any guy at h who happens to be showing interest in you. And I'm not saying you shouldn't turn it on because this guy may not share your values, vision, and passions or have compatible gifts. What if the guy is too fat? Or too wimpy? Or too short? Or not good looking enough? What if he's not asian? What if he is asian? What if he doesn't make enough money? Or if he doesn't have enough degrees? What if other people say he's not cool enough? What if he doesn't know how to dress? What if he has no hair on top of his head but abundant hair coming out of his ears and nose?
And for the guys if a woman does turn her light on for you don't consider how brave she is for showing interest in you, don't honor her step of courage, forget that she's a sister in Christ. Just ask yourself the most important question, "Is she hot?" Sure you can euphemize the question by saying "Am I attracted?" and justify such questions by saying I have to be attracted to someone I date, forgetting that attraction naturally grows and that love is not about physical attraction. Just ask yourself "Would I look good with this girl on my arm?" and if not, move on.
h, let's go back to the days when all these lights weren't on. Let's go back to the days of singles complaining that there was no one to date and married people always trying to figure out who to set up. Let's go back to the days of heightened sexual tension and gossip. Married people live off this stuff. Don't deprive us!
