What Do You Do If.....

[Starcradle]

If you lack good conversation, you may want to leave it there. Pretty soon, you may get gangrene and then you'll really have a conversation piece.

So what do you do if you lose your party piece?

 

[OceanAngel]

learn to do the can-can.

What do you do when all enemies have become friends?

 

[missionarypoet]

rejoice!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do when all of the former enemies, now friends, turn against you?

 

[OceanAngel]

Remember where you hid that tape.

What do you do if you run out of ideas?

 

[missionarypoet]

Ask someone on CF for ideas.

What do you do if they tell you to get lost?

 

[OceanAngel]

Go and cry in the corner.

What do you do if you're caught crying?

 

[missionarypoet]

Ask for a tissue and tell THEM to get lost

What do you you do if they say they're really sorry?

 

[HumbleBee]

Forgive them and give them a tissue.

What do you do if they say the tissue isn't soft enough?

 

[missionarypoet]

Tell them not to be so picky.

What do you do if they get mad again?

 

[OceanAngel]

Run quite fast.

What do you do if your caught?

 

[Starcradle]

Cry some more.

What do you do if you don't have a bottle for your tears?

 

[lucypevensie]

wipe them on your friend's shirt.

What if your mascara makes a big black streak on your friend's shirt?

 

[OceanAngel]

Wonder why you're mascara if you're man and was it your shade.

what do you do if hair suddenly falls out and runs away?

 

[missionarypoet]

Catch it and glue it back on

What do you do if it washes off in the shower?

 

[Soulwings]

Hope that it didn't get too far down the drain, get dressed, and call the plumber dude.

What do you do if the plumber dude can't come right away?

 

[missionarypoet]

Call your uncle, who's a handy man, to come instead.

What do you do if he laughs at you because you're going bald?

 

[OceanAngel]

Remind him thats hes bald too

What do you if he then sets fire to your last remaining hair?

 

[missionarypoet]

grab the fire extinguisher, put it out, and take away his blow torch

What do you do if he starts to cry and repent?

 

[Soulwings]

Hit him over the head with a frying pan, because you aren't tolerant of crying men.

What do you do if his head breaks your frying pan?

 

[biblebeliever]

Get a new frying pan

What do you do if the store is out of new frying pans?