What Do You Do If.....

[Salsa_1960]

Here's another silly game. Easy rules.

The first person asks a question that starts with the words "What do you do if..."

The next person writes a whacky answer and then poses the next "What do you do if..." question. Example:
Person #1
Q: what do you do if you wake up one morning and everyone has disappeared... no neighbors, no cars on the street... no one, anywhere.

Person #2
A: Since there will be no one to run the power plants it will be your first mission to eat as much ice cream as possible before it turns to sticky goo.

Q: What do you do if fed ex delivers a very large package to you and you accept it, but when you open it up, find out it is the lost ark?

Person #3
A: You hide under the covers

Q: Q: What do you do if you look into the sky and see a bird flying upside-down?

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OK, I'll start with a Question, everyone else be sure to give an Answer and a Question both. (Works just like Stupid Questions, except you start with "What do you do if..."):

Q: What do you do if you make instant macaroni and cheese and it turns into butterflies and flies away?

 

[PASHOK]

You catchup and on it and eat it anyways.

What do you do if you do not agree with yourself?

 

[Rye]

I go on Judge Judy and have her settle the dispute.

What do you do if you are late for work and you see your boss by your desk/timeclock/etc waiting for you?

 

[Petzie]

Scream and run.

What do you do if you turned into an ice cube?

 

[Salsa_1960]

Move to Hawaii

What do you do if as you get ready to move to Hawaii, (all your furniture is already there), the airline pilots all go on strike?

 

[Petzie]

Swim to Hawaii

What do you do if you get bitten by a really big shark on your way there?

 

[BlackPanther]

put a leash on the shark and dress the wound!

What do you do you trip over some sand?

 

[Petzie]

Fall flat on your face and be very embarrased n_n

What do you do if the sand tried to swallow you up?

 

[Salsa_1960]

Give it some Tums incase it gets heartburn.

What do you do if in the process you get sand in your ears?

 

[Petzie]

Better in your ears than in your eyes.

What do you do if your pet shark breaks free?

 

[Salsa_1960]

Throw some sand in his ears

What do you do now that you have no "motor" to now get you to Hawaii? (Keep in mind that all your furniture is there and you are still an ice cube).

 

[Petzie]

Hitch hike

What do you do if there is no-one willing to give you a lift?

 

[mesue]

climb


What would you do if a frog flew over your head?

 

[Petzie]

Throw it away.

What do you do when you realised that frog was actually flying?

 

[Sleepy Jean]

I'd get on up there myself and try it out.

What do you do when you fail and fall?

 

[PASHOK]

Get up and try again, repeating "I think I can", I think I can....

What do you do if you fell and you can't get up?

 

[Sleepy Jean]

Roll over to mom.

What do you do when mom says you were foolish to try and fly in the first place? :o

 

[Rye]

Convince your little brother or nephew to dress up like Peter Pan and try to fly by jumping out of a first floor window. Then tell your mom thats something you won't do when trying to fly. Then your mom will know exactly what "foolish flying" is.

What do you do when you are a cashier at a store and a completely bald customer comes to your register with nothing but shampoo and conditioning products?

 

[PistGurl]

tell him that on the packaging it says 'warning, use on bald heads may cause hair to grow on the brain'

What do you do if he gets up on the counter and starts pouring shampoo on himself?

 

[PASHOK]

Whack him with baseball bat on the bald head, and call cops.

What do you do if cops are bold too.