A Jew, a Hindu and a politician went for a hike in the woods. Enjoying the day, they began to realize that it would soon be dark and they would have to find a place to bed down for the evening. They soon came upon a farmhouse and knocked on the door. The farmer opened the door and asked them what they wanted. The men explained themselves and asked if the farmer could accommodate them for the evening. "Well . . . ," said the farmer, "I do have two spare beds in the house, but I'm afraid one of you will have to sleep in the barn. But, not to worry, the barn is quite comfortable". Being the only accommodations for miles around, the men quickly agreed. The Hindu volunteered to go to the barn.
Some time after the two men bedded down there was a knock at the door. It was the Hindu. "I cannot sleep in that barn. There's a cow in there". "Okay, alright," said the Jew. "I'll go to the barn then". An hour later there's a knock at the door. It was the Jew. "I can't stay in the barn, there's a pig in there". The politician, rolling his eyes, reluctantly shuffled towards the door. "Fine, then I'll go to the barn". After finally falling asleep, the two men hear a knock at the door. It was the cow and the pig.
Some time after the two men bedded down there was a knock at the door. It was the Hindu. "I cannot sleep in that barn. There's a cow in there". "Okay, alright," said the Jew. "I'll go to the barn then". An hour later there's a knock at the door. It was the Jew. "I can't stay in the barn, there's a pig in there". The politician, rolling his eyes, reluctantly shuffled towards the door. "Fine, then I'll go to the barn". After finally falling asleep, the two men hear a knock at the door. It was the cow and the pig.
