Welcome to Smilin's House of Disco

[Smilin]

In celebration of one year of sobriety...I invite you all to my new disco.

Forum Rules apply...as well as the following.

1. No debates....or you'll be bounced

2. Check all weapons at the door

3. For you youngsters NO CD'S...8-tracks preferred, 45 rpms tolerated.

4. Appropriate dress is required....if you didn't grow up in the 70's...well...just ask.

Applications are now being taken for a DJ, Door person (alien lifeform preferred), and a bartender (Hey..just because I choose to abstain..doesn't mean I deny anyone else there rights).

Flaming is encouraged only if both parties agree.  Unwelcomed comments will result in full body duct taping..and hung upside down from the disco-ball

Disco ball in place, strobe lights on, fog machine activated, lava lamps on, Tofu pots on, Mega Speaker Amps activiated...

MACHO..MACHO MAN...I'VE GOT TO BE...A MACHO MAN....

 LET'S DANCE!!!!

Watch for our coming 'Special Events"

1. Teaching Atheists how to disco dance night (pete harcoff especially)

2. "Do the Hustle" line dancing...(sorry cowpokes...disco invented the line dance)

3. John Travolta look alike night.

4. Village People get in free night.

Have fun,,,relax...and remain stress free.

 

[Annabel Lee]

Congratulations Smilin.

Here is my application for Door Person..I prefer the term "Bouncer"though..so much more descriptive.

 

[Smilin]

Anna...your superhuman alien strength lands you the job....
(gotta do something about that body armor though)

You get first Dibs on bouncing....(unless I call it first) lol

now..have some Tofu

 

[waterwizard]

Boy, this could get ugly real fast!!

I brought my Donna Summer 45's, and my entire BeeGees LP collection.   Still trying to get the stains out of my leisure suit. 

 

 

[Smilin]

Okay...Stayin Alive is next....
Guess your the DJ now...LOL

 

[waterwizard]

Don't be too alarmed if I accidentally slip in "Stairway to Heaven". 

 

[Defender of the Faith 777]

WOW.

My webbed feet prevent me from dancing, so...

I'll just be a wallflower on this one.

 

[Annabel Lee]

I do not eat...tofu..(shiver..ugh)
I like my food to be begging for mercy.

WaterWizard would make the perfect DJ. Someone who knows 70's music.
There wasn't one dance that I went to, as a teen, that did not play "Stairway to Heaven".

 

[waterwizard]

Thanks, Annabel.

I take requests, too.  

Next....Brick House!!

 

[Smilin]

SHE'S A BRICKKK...HOWWWSSEEE....

 

[Annabel Lee]

No No..Not, "Brick House"!

Chorus:
She's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

She's a brick----house
She's the one, the only one,
who's built like a amazon
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.

Verse:
1. She knows she got everything
a woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she use, the things she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand!


(Chorus)


Verse:
2. The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
make an old man wish for younger days
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a man to his knees


(Chorus)


Bridge:
Shake it down, shake it down now (repeat)

 

[Smilin]

Originally posted by Defender of the Faith 777
WOW.

My webbed feet prevent me from dancing, so...

I'll just be a wallflower on this one.

Okay...our first draftee for 'Teach the atheists how to dance night"....sorry to lump you in with em....but webbed feet is no excuse for not being able to do the 'Hustle"

 

[wvmtnkid]

Groovy, smilin! May I join in? Can I also request some KC and the Sunshine Band?

/me walks in singin' "I wanna put on, my-my--my Boogie shoes!"

 

[Smilin]

Originally posted by Annabel Lee
I do not eat...tofu..(shiver..ugh)
I like my food to be begging for mercy.

WaterWizard would make the perfect DJ. Someone who knows 70's music.
There wasn't one dance that I went to, as a teen, that did not play "Stairway to Heaven".

Note to Kitchen staff....Anna prefers her steak rare...(i.e. still walking and mooooing)

 

errrr...begging for

 

[Annabel Lee]

You do know that anytime someone mentions a song, I'll be compelled to get the lyrics..... Everybody sing!

Boogie Shoes

Girl, to be with you is my fav'rite thing
uh huh
And I can't wait til I see you again
yeah, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes
just to boogie with you, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes just to boogie with you,uh huh
I want to it it 'til the sun comes up
uh huh, and I want to do it 'til
I can't get enough, yeah, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes
just to boogie with you, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes just to boogie with you
uh huh, yeah yeah
I want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes
just to boogie, with you, yeah
I want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes just to boogie with you, yeah

 

[Smilin]

Originally posted by Annabel Lee
You do know that anytime someone mentions a song, I'll be compelled to get the lyrics..... Everybody sing!

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My nominee for honorary 'Disco Queen"

 

 

[waterwizard]

And if people don't behave, there's always "Disco Duck"

I'm your Boogie Man,, that's what I am......

 

[Annabel Lee]

I'M YOUR BOOGIE MAN
KC & The Sunshine Band

I'm your boogie man that's what I am
I'm here to do whatever I can
Be it early mornin' late afternoon
Or at midnight it's never too soon
To wanna please you to wanna please you
To wanna do it all all for you
I wanna be your be your rubber ball
I wanna be the one ya love most of all - oh yeah

I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man
Turn me on
I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man
Do what you want
I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man
Turn me on
I'm your boogie man I'm your boogie man
Do what you want

 

[Mϋzikdϋde]

Hey Smilin,
Congrats! I too abstain from the poison. Caffeine is my choice now. I think we may have started off on the wrong foot in another thread (my fault). Hang in there !

By the way, 50% of my music is on vinyl, I do still have polyester in the closet (or attic), and I still remember the Electric Slide.

 

[wvmtnkid]

Oops! Smilin, I am sorry. I went to quote one of your posts and I hit "edit" instead! (What power I have!) Sorry! Sorry! Can I still stay?