Wedding challenge

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No, I'm clear there. But we should definitely get together for coffee sometime and rag on our dysfuntional half-wit relatives. I've got some great stories involving paint thinner and lit pilot lights.

LOL, yeah let’s do that. Only, I think it may call for something a bit stronger than coffee, which I don’t drink anyway. I’ve got stories involving…well, not sure. Memory’s been a bit fuzzy of late. That may be because I’m about to turn 30 (it’s all over then!) or that I’m blocking, or both.

Then there's the one about the water skis, swimming pool, and the lawnmower...

Hmm, did it also involve a voodoo priestess, flaming tires and a rabid possum? If so, you may not be clear.

I thank God daily that I am intelligent.

Me too, sometimes. Others I don’t know if it’s more of a gift or curse. If ignorance is bliss, then low IQ might be also. Definitely makes it easier to blend.

Marrying first cousins is legal across Europe, in Canada and in many states - marring second cousins is even more acceptable. I would have had no qualms at all about maryring a second cousin (that is if I wasn't married and had a second cousin who I fell in love with!)

I say go for it and get to know them better!

These Americans are too squeamish for it!

 

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LOL, yeah let’s do that. Only, I think it may call for something a bit stronger than coffee, which I don’t drink anyway. I’ve got stories involving…well, not sure. Memory’s been a bit fuzzy of late. That may be because I’m about to turn 30 (it’s all over then!) or that I’m blocking, or both.

In that case, I'll take Jack and Coke. A toast to fuzzy memories! Actually, it turns out that I'm just a rabid insomniac. Or so my sleep test and CAT scan shall reveal later this week.

Hmm, did it also involve a voodoo priestess, flaming tires and a rabid possum? If so, you may not be clear.

Actually it's not that complicated. Retards tried to ski in the swimming pool using the riding lawn mower as a boat. The whole spectacle was hilarious but also could be viewed as grounds for sterilization, methinks.

 

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In that case, I'll take Jack and Coke. A toast to fuzzy memories!

I'll have a mojito. Cheers!

Actually, it turns out that I'm just a rabid insomniac. Or so my sleep test and CAT scan shall reveal later this week.

There's no need to brag.

Actually it's not that complicated. Retards tried to ski in the swimming pool using the riding lawn mower as a boat. The whole spectacle was hilarious but also could be viewed as grounds for sterilization, methinks.

LOL, I did kinda put 2 & 2 together and reached the conclusion that that's what they tried. An impressive Darwinian exercise.