We Should Not Do Things Pagans Do

[Tobias]

only sometimes. Wicans love to go naked. Oh no, we are all naked!

Wiccans don't call it being naked though. They go "skyclad".

Prophets of God went around naked. So being naked in public is a godly thing, while dancing around "skyclad" in the woods under a full moon is pagan.

As long as you are naked instead of skyclad, then you should be fine!

 

[The Unforgettable Fire]

Actually...

(To every rule there is an exception)

As a cat owner, I have to scold my son for leaving the tp on the roller. It's his cat, so I don't know why he has such a hard time remembering. We've tried putting it on the roller backwards, but the stupid pet still can unroll the whole thing before we get there. It just slows him down some. Rolled over the top your "correct" way simply lets him do it in faster.

It's less fun for the cat, and more mess for us. So sorry, but your rule is wrong!

Wham! And just like that I lose my authority. Oh well.

 

[Always in His Presence]

Patens flatuate, please hold your gas