Water battle?

[.Sabre.]

So, wanna have a water-fight? I just like you guys, no politics here.

 

[£amb]

Pick your weapon of choice....

 

[.Sabre.]

I take the big one. Ubersoakers win.

 

[Criada]

I'm ready!

 

[Greenthumb]

*sneaks into room*
*sets up bucket of water above door*
*crawls out window*
*runs*

 

[Criada]

*blasts Greenthumb with hosepipe*

Well, you didn't think I'd have it inside, did you?...

 

[Greenthumb]

*blasts Greenthumb with hosepipe*

Well, you didn't think I'd have it inside, did you?...

You just wait!
*goes in search of towel*

 

[Criada]

*Goes in search of good hiding place....*

 

[Pogue]

*hides behind her cat*

 

[Criada]

That's not nice! Cats don't like water.
Yours isn't going to enjoy this at all...

*squirts Pogue with hosepipe*
*runs from loud yowling noise*

Sorry, kitty!

 

[Pogue]

Muhahaha! I've finally got rid of the cat!
Wait...no....get off my face, cat! Arrrrggghhh! Nooooooo!

 

[Criada]

Sorry!
*offers elastoplast*

Is that a towel you're holding?

 

[Pogue]

It's a wet noodle. It was wet even BEFORE the water battle!

 

[Criada]

It could get wetter!
Where's that hosepipe?...

 

[MrJim]

Hey You Kids Take This Outside Right Now Or No Dessert Tonight!!!



...somebody has to be the dad around here

 

[.Sabre.]

*leads everyone outside*

*levitates above them all and randomly drops water balloons*

If anyone got the reference to my old username.....

 

[Greenthumb]

*returns with reinforcements*

 

[scraparcs]

/me posts a photo of the Pacific Ocean

There, do your worst, people.

 

[.Sabre.]

*while still in the air, obtains the end of the hose and soaks everyone, then starts bombing them with overripe figs*