Was Jesus a Raptor?

[Darrentrollzwell]

Was Jesus a raptor? Because I haven't found anywhere in the bible where it says he wasn't.

 

[Iefan]

Could Jesus be both the Son of Raptor and son of man? This is the question that has plagued mankind for thousands of years.

 

[LamorakDesGalis]

I'm just winging it, but I heard a medieval fellow solved this in one fell swoop. Don't know of anyone else who has sunk their claws into this debate, but I'll keep out an eagle eye for information. If I find something, then I'll be beak...

 

[andross77]

I'm just winging it, but I heard a medieval fellow solved this in one fell swoop. Don't know of anyone else who has sunk their claws into this debate, but I'll keep out an eagle eye for information. If I find something, then I'll be beak...

LOVE IT! A+ on the post. My younger brother is so good at pun's so it reminds me of him. /tear

thanks!

 

[OzSpen]

Darren,

Was Jesus a Raptor? Was Jesus a raptor? Because I haven't found anywhere in the bible where it says he wasn't.

Isn't this being blasphemous?

 

[Allieso]

i think Jesus is a man rathen than a Raptor
although he has some magical power he still had to face the death

 

[perrfekt]

i smell troll bait.