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War on Christmiss* Compilation Thread

Discussion in 'American Politics' started by RealDealNeverstop, Oct 21, 2011.

  1. serenity now

    serenity now HOOCHIE MAMA!

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    I'll just guess that this year will be particularly interesting with the smörgåsbord (why thank you Opera spellcheck) of presidential candidates trying to out-vigilant each other to find the Battle of the Day to wax patriotic about. But ultimately it will come down to the feats of strength.


    Unless that's Festivus too...
     
  2. acropolis

    acropolis so rad

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    I dunno, it's pretty funny watching people tilt at windmills especially when no one actually gets hurt.
     
  3. IzzyPop

    IzzyPop I wear my sunglasses at night...

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    I personally think it is that much funnier when someone else does get hurt tilting at windmills.

    Like I tell my daughter, it is all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it is just fun...;)
     
  4. acropolis

    acropolis so rad

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    Just so long as the windmill is fine, then it's all good.
     
  5. USincognito

    USincognito Milk-Bones for Cerberus is a cool album name Supporter

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    American Family Radio is encouraging people to wear "Merry Christmas" buttons, so I'm going to get one made up with every holiday between Thanksgiving and old Calender Christmas and the subtitle, "This is what I mean when I wish you Happy Holidays".
     
  6. Self Improvement

    Self Improvement Well-Known Member

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  7. Self Improvement

    Self Improvement Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, here a bigger one.
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  8. katautumn

    katautumn Wandering, not lost.

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    I've trained my nine year old son to be a soldier in the WoC. At the dentist this past week he said to the hygienist, "since I won't see you again until next year, happy Halloween, happy Thanksgiving, and happy Holidays!" It's because I won't let him say..."Christmas".
     
  9. Self Improvement

    Self Improvement Well-Known Member

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    I don't understand why christians get in such a hubbub over christmas, it's just a holiday they jacked from pagans to get converts.
     
  10. Plus, the norse yule celebration was waaaaaay more metal and thus cooler.
     
  11. SithDoughnut

    SithDoughnut The Agnostic, Ignostic, Apatheistic Atheist

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    That's going to be a huge button.
     
  12. Exiledoomsayer

    Exiledoomsayer Only toke me 1 year to work out how to change this

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    I'm not quite sure if american politics is the right place for this, id not have found the thread if it wasnt showing on the society page due to being on top.

    Still I'll check back here, the WoC is always good for some laughs. I like the dark skin baby idea and I really have been criminally neglecting getting to know more about Yule.
     
  13. RealDealNeverstop

    RealDealNeverstop Is Prayer Your First or Last Action?

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    Not sure if it belongs in Politics? Are you serious?
     
  14. NightHawkeye

    NightHawkeye Work-in-progress Supporter

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    Kinda reminds me of a really old joke about God being a black woman ...
    1 John 4:20 If a man say, I love God, and hateth his brother, he is a liar: for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?
    21 And this commandment have we from him, That he who loveth God love his brother also.
     
  15. RealDealNeverstop

    RealDealNeverstop Is Prayer Your First or Last Action?

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    Can you explain that please? Sorry, but I am really slow....
     
  16. Incariol

    Incariol Newbie

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    Your joking, right? Not using blond blue-eyed Jesus is war against Christmas? Turning off the Christmas lights when nobody is awake to see them is war against Christmas?
     
  17. RedDead1981

    RedDead1981 Prayer is beautiful when it's sincere

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    It's a tongue-in-cheek thing. I don't think he's serious. Although others might so Poe might be in play here. :p
     
  18. disciple2011

    disciple2011 Newbie

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    Or his real birth during The Feast of The Tabernacles.

    The game is afoot.
     
  19. disciple2011

    disciple2011 Newbie

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    Well and all those house fires they cause because they burn SOOOOO welll.
     
  20. disciple2011

    disciple2011 Newbie

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    The War on Christmas is on with NATO conducting airstrikes against the North Pole, Jerusalem and The Vatican all at the same time.

    Provided of course that NATO can use ammunition from the US or else they will have to use snow balls.
     
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