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*Note this is a class prompt and it was part of the prompt to talk like the character. This is about a cowboy going to NYC for a week.
Wall Street, Yall
I done knew somethin were funny when I stepped into that thar store in my ranchin clothes. All them folks stood thar and stared when I asked for a package of oats for my hoss, Sonny. It done cost 10 dollars! Woo buddy!
When I rode Sonny through them streets, them big fancy cars made a high, irritatin beep at men Sonny. Sonny jumped. Then we came to a big park. A buggy rode by and Sonny went pitter patter for that thar hoss. Twas a beaut. Yes-sir-ee Bob!
Then, when I tried to get into my hoo-tell room, the folks at them thar desk wouldnt let Sonny in! I swore to Bob that Sonny would try to contain himself, but them just wouldnt let up.
I tied Sonny to one of them metal poles outside and gave im a good rubbin. He whinnied, all high and scured-like.
The next day I woke up and Sonny wasnt thar! I caught a look-see of im around that thar street corner. I started runnin and hollerin Sonny! Cum back now, ya he-uh?! and folks stared real dumb-like at us. The city sure is weird.
Kaylee
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Wall Street, Yall
I done knew somethin were funny when I stepped into that thar store in my ranchin clothes. All them folks stood thar and stared when I asked for a package of oats for my hoss, Sonny. It done cost 10 dollars! Woo buddy!
When I rode Sonny through them streets, them big fancy cars made a high, irritatin beep at men Sonny. Sonny jumped. Then we came to a big park. A buggy rode by and Sonny went pitter patter for that thar hoss. Twas a beaut. Yes-sir-ee Bob!
Then, when I tried to get into my hoo-tell room, the folks at them thar desk wouldnt let Sonny in! I swore to Bob that Sonny would try to contain himself, but them just wouldnt let up.
I tied Sonny to one of them metal poles outside and gave im a good rubbin. He whinnied, all high and scured-like.
The next day I woke up and Sonny wasnt thar! I caught a look-see of im around that thar street corner. I started runnin and hollerin Sonny! Cum back now, ya he-uh?! and folks stared real dumb-like at us. The city sure is weird.
Kaylee
