Virus Warning ;)

[pgp_protector]

There is a new virus. It's code name is "work." This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with this "work" virus, leave immediately, take two friends and go to the nearest church. Start three hours of prayer, and, after repeating this 2 to 3 times, you will find that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain. Forward this warning immediately to at least five friends. Should you realize that you do not have five friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life. This virus is deadly, and I apologize for not being able to warn you sooner.



Any other good ones ?

 

[Starcrystal]

Yes, this virus is a very difficult one to delete.
There are several illegal ways to beat it (I wouldn't recomend those!), but, there are actually a few legal ways too.
However, I don't know if this is such a "new" virus

 

[OceanAngel]

This one is Dangerous but not so you'd know.

Its called Liberalism

You slowly start to care about everyone, no matter who they are, you start to hate the army and believe all army officers are War Mad Fools who would happily scarifice anyone under their command, you feel the need to protest against any military action and you start to buy all the M*A*S*H DVDs.

The Cure: get out in the real world and read about these people you try to protect before you decide they are being unjustly attacked.