Valentine Applications

[wannaberocker]

My be my valentines is easy.

1. You must buy me some edible arrangements.

Iv never had those things and they look so good in the commercials. So yeah, get me those and be my valentines (lol im so easy).

Im actually seriously considering buying those things for myself. Just so i can try um.

 

[Saucy]

I'll play! Just for kicks and giggles!

Okay, I'll take applications from all interested CF gentlemen! The winner will get to be my Valentine! That means, we can do something sweet/encouraging for each other on CF on Valentine's Day next week!

To apply, you need to do the following things in post!
1. Dedicate a song to me!
2. Post a funny picture/meme/gif/whatever that you think will truly make me LOL!
3. Pick out a Bible verse that you think will be sweet and encouraging to all of the CF ladies!
4. In one sentence, tell me why I should pick you as my Valentine!

I will pick the application that I think is the funniest, sweetest, and most awesome and that person gets to be my Valentine!

Apply away, gentlemen!

Hmm, I shall give this a whack.

Dedicate a song: Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (I Like Big Butts) [ORIGINAL] - YouTube

Funny picture:

Encouraging bible verse:

A foolish son is his father's ruin, and a quarrelsome wife is like a constant dripping.
Proverbs 19:13

In all seriousness, I think you're a beautiful, amazing woman of God and I'd be honored if you chose me as your Valentine

 

[Miss Spaulding]

My be my valentines is easy.

1. You must buy me some edible arrangements.

Iv never had those things and they look so good in the commercials. So yeah, get me those and be my valentines (lol im so easy).

Im actually seriously considering buying those things for myself. Just so i can try um.

Are you kidding? Your valentine would be living in the Debtor's Prison if they bought you several of those.

Unreasonable!

 

[Rose of Eden]

Hmm, I shall give this a whack.

Dedicate a song: Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (I Like Big Butts) [ORIGINAL] - YouTube

Funny picture:

Encouraging bible verse:

In all seriousness, I think you're a beautiful, amazing woman of God and I'd be honored if you chose me as your Valentine

Well now...EXACTLY what are you IMPLYING with that song dedication?? HMMMMMM???
Now since I only know you on here (and Facebook too, I guess) and we haven't actually met in real life, I can conclude that you are playing around and trying to get me to laugh with this! But note that if we knew each other in real life, this would earn you a slap!



LOVE the picture! So true!!!

Encouraging? Well, I'm not sure if that verse is exactly encouraging, but it is very and certainly is true!

And as for part 4: Aww thanks, Saucy!


Well, overall your application made me LOL! So far, you're winning, Saucy!

 

[Saucy]

Yes it was all meant to make you laugh..nohing implyed by the song dedication. but i would seriously be honored to be your Valentine and if you would prefer, I will even make a second, more serious attempt to win your heart

 

[wannaberocker]

Are you kidding? Your valentine would be living in the Debtor's Prison if they bought you several of those.

Unreasonable!

I know right, those things are kinda expensive.

 

[Rose of Eden]

Yes it was all meant to make you laugh..nohing implyed by the song dedication. but i would seriously be honored to be your Valentine and if you would prefer, I will even make a second, more serious attempt to win your heart

Lol, I figured as such!

Well now, so far you're in the winning, Saucy! But if you get some competition...then whoever wins will get to be my Valentine!

Just to clarify to everyone, this is all in good fun. It's more of a friendly Valentine simply meant to be sweet and encouraging on Valentine's Day. I don't meant to imply anything real or serious coming out of this. Mainly because I don't do long-distance relationships anymore.

 

[Saucy]

Yes i must also state this is in fun as i got reps from people saying i wasnt following the rules lol

 

[m.a.r.X]

I don't want a so called "Queen" as my valentine but if she gives up her throne and becomes one of "us".....I might think about it

 

[wannaberocker]

Yes i must also state this is in fun as i got reps from people saying i wasnt following the rules lol

Lol Dude you made the rules. You are allowed to break um.

 

[Ghazkhull]

V-day is near
And the commercial overlords will crush us like insects unless we give them v-day offerings

you can hear the primitive savages chanting and praising their valentine's overlords from afar " match-make kumba-yeh match-make kumba-yeh "

so for my application thing, after pondering much about it and recalling how I've been matched with Squeaks thrice and with Miss S 0 times I guess I'll go with Miss S until a new challenger beats her in a duel in the arena.

and it shall be that way, with the champion-ess of the arena until the dawn of V-day to quench the thirst of the valentine's commercial overlords.

now the rest of you take haste! before the volcano erupts and the savages start pointing their sharp fingers towards us and say "you don't have a valentine's this day?"

be affraid! be very affraid! v-day is nigh!

 

[Ghazkhull]

7 days left and this topic is dead...come on D:

 

[leiriko]

I'm confused =_=

 

[Going Merry]

It's ok Ghazkull, I haven't seen a commercial in probably 3 years so I am spared

 

[Zippy the Wonderslug]

I'm just looking for someone that can be truly honest with me and who doesn't play childish games.

The Big Lies People Tell In Online Dating

 

[redblue22]

yep, V.D. day is near.

 

[Neve]

You're so old school, RB. People don't say VD anymore unless they're over 60. The new term nowadays is STDs. STD day is near.

 

[redblue22]

thank you for the correction.

I wonder what I'll get this year? Life is like a box of chocolates.

 

[Hadassah_]

Oh this looks fun! Cute idea, Saucy!

Okay...I'm looking for someone who won't give me the typical Valentine Day present. No red roses (blech), no heart shaped box of chocolates, no sonnets recited while I stand on a second floor balcony.

Just a nice night at home watching zombie movies and snacking on pizza, wings and beer.

Any takers?

 

[Miss Spaulding]

*Nerd On*

Actually, I wouldn't mind going on a date with Han Solo.

*Nerd Off*