Useless Products! (Joke)

[ChristianWarrior]

lol, I'll buy the excuse-o-meter. My personal invention is the collapsible support beam! When not in use, it easily folds into a closet, attic, or mailbox, but when you need instant support for your home, the collapsible support beam is right for you! It's simple! To unfold, just pull, twist, yank, and yammer, and in no time it's up in place, tightly wedged between the floor and ceiling! To fold it up, all you need to do is press the highly sensitive button located, conveniantly at the top of the beam! Just listen to these people as they tell you how the Collapsible support beam has changed their lives!
"Yep! We have square dancin on our roof every second wednsday, and afterwards we'd always have to pick up the plaster off the floor, and replace it! Now with the Collapsible support beam, we can do it in only twice the time!"
There you see, how badly you need this life altering invention? But wait order now, and we'll throw in an inflatable dart board, with extra darts! All this is your for only 3 easy payments of 3.95 each, plus a one time shipping and handling fee of 500000.00 or your life's wages, whichever is greater. But wait! short of cash? that's OK! We'll cancel the last payment if you order within the next 10 minutes! Call 911 to order your Collapsible support beam, and the complimentary dart board today!
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