Two creationists take a Commercial flight

[Jamin4422]

It's the point about accepting forensics but rejecting evolution all over again.

Do you mean accepting genetics but rejecting evolution? Darwin WAS NOT the father of Genetics. In fact he never even read Mendel's book nor did Darwin have any interest in talking to or corresponding with Mendel. THAT should tell you something. If genetics was so very important to Darwin's theory then why did he miss it? I accept forensics because of Mendel's genetics, not because of Darwin's theory of evolution.

 

[CabVet]

Do you mean accepting genetics but rejecting evolution? Darwin WAS NOT the father of Genetics. In fact he never even read Mendel's book nor did Darwin have any interest in talking to or corresponding with Mendel. THAT should tell you something. If genetics was so very important to Darwin's theory then why did he miss it? I accept forensics because of Mendel's genetics, not because of Darwin's theory of evolution.

Darwin did not "miss" genetics, his theory was incomplete and he recognized it as he was not sure what the mechanism of inheritance is. Genetics completes evolution and one does not work with the other.

 

[CabVet]

Great thread by the way! Too bad Jazer is taking it off-topic but I had to respond to that!

 

[Michael]

AV1611VET: How do we know that the flight crew knows how to fly this plane?

Flight Attendant: They are trained experts and have been doing this for many years.

Dad: All because they are so-called experts doesn’t mean they can ignore God’s Word.

Flight Attendant: What does God’s Word have to do with flying an airplane?

AV1611VET: I use my Boolean Standards to show that flying is against The Inerrant Word of God and The Documentation.

Flight Attendant: Are you talking about The Bible? Where does The Bible say that?

AV1611VET: “Thinking themselves to be wise they became fools.”

Flight Attendant: What does that have to do with flying?

AV1611VET: Homo sapiens means “Wise Man,” doesn’t it? Since the flight crew are Wise Men they are really fools and God will show them they are fools by crashing the plane.

Flight Attendant: What???

Dad: How do these Ivory Tower so-called experts know they can fly this plane between here and the destination? What if the atmosphere between here and the destination is in a different state?

Flight Attendant: Different State?? What do you mean??

Dad: A different state…. Like it was before “The Split.”

Flight Attendant: What “Split?”

Dad: During the time of Peleg. To think differently, is anti-Bible hogwash and a fantasy!

Flight Attendant: What are you talking about?

Dad: You cannot prove that the space-time state between here and there is not different can you?

Flight Attendant: No, but we have never had any problem flying this route before..

Dad: Ha! You just ASSUME there is no difference now, because you assume the past is the key to the present. That is an Anti-God Lie, and thinking only within the box.. I refuse to accept it!!!

Flight Attendant Please, both of you take your seats!

AV1611VET: You just can’t wait to ridicule me, even though I accept 95% of your “science!”

Dad: I just discovered that human flight is impossible! Amazing!!

Flight Attendant: Please, take your seats so we can take off! I promise it is safe!

AV1611VET: Oh yeah.. just like Thalidomide was a Wonder Drug… before it was Plutoed!

Flight Attendant: Thalidomide?

AV1611VET: Sure, Thaldomide proves that your “science” changes with the flavor of the week!

Dad: Prove with your so called science that the state between here and there is the same! You can’t!!!! Human flight is an anti-Bible lie! Amazing!

Flight Attendant: Get off this plane!!!

LOL! Thanks for a good laugh.

 

[Tinker Grey]

I wonder if the plane flew in a lab first.

 

[SkyWriting]

AV1611VET: How do we know that the flight crew knows how to fly this plane?
Flight Attendant: They are trained experts and have been doing this for many years.

Skywriting: I think these guys are dopes. I checked the flight logs. All the maps they are using are flat. The flight details include "sunrise" and "sunset" times all through the flight plan! The Pilots are clearly flat-earthers. Swell. I'm getting off. They'll drive us straight into the ground with their flat earth language.

"SPLIT ROCK: No, No. They are modern guys. They only TALK as if the world was flat."

Skywriting: OK. I pray you're right.

 

[good brother]

AV1611VET: How do we know that the flight crew knows how to fly this plane?
Flight Attendant: They are trained experts and have been doing this for many years.

Skywriting: I think these guys are dopes. I checked the flight logs. All the maps they are using are flat. The flight details include "sunrise" and "sunset" times all through the flight plan! The Pilots are clearly flat-earthers. Swell. I'm getting off. They'll drive us straight into the ground with their flat earth language.

"SPLIT ROCK: No, No. They are modern guys. They only TALK as if the world was flat."

Skywriting: OK. I pray you're right.

I like your take on this thread. You nailed it.

 

[AV1611VET]

AV1611VET: How do we know that the flight crew knows how to fly this plane?
Flight Attendant: They are trained experts and have been doing this for many years.

Skywriting: I think these guys are dopes. I checked the flight logs. All the maps they are using are flat. The flight details include "sunrise" and "sunset" times all through the flight plan! The Pilots are clearly flat-earthers. Swell. I'm getting off. They'll drive us straight into the ground with their flat earth language.

"SPLIT ROCK: No, No. They are modern guys. They only TALK as if the world was flat."

Skywriting: OK. I pray you're right.

 

[Split Rock]

You can actually build an airplane. NO one has ever gotten evolution to work in the lab. Look at the fruit fly. You start with a fruit fly, you end up with a fruit fly. Unless you think a fly with a leg growing out of his head is useful.

According to the theory of evolution, an evolved fruit fly is still a fruit fly. You cannot escape your heredity. Try and understand evolution before critisizing it.

 

[Split Rock]

AV1611VET: How do we know that the flight crew knows how to fly this plane?
Flight Attendant: They are trained experts and have been doing this for many years.

Skywriting: I think these guys are dopes. I checked the flight logs. All the maps they are using are flat. The flight details include "sunrise" and "sunset" times all through the flight plan! The Pilots are clearly flat-earthers. Swell. I'm getting off. They'll drive us straight into the ground with their flat earth language.

"SPLIT ROCK: No, No. They are modern guys. They only TALK as if the world was flat."

Skywriting: OK. I pray you're right.

I like your take on this thread. You nailed it.

Cute, but sorry to disappoint you guys...

1. Modern pilots and flight engineers do not use 2 dimentional maps.
2. Flight details do not include the terms "sunset" and "sunrise."

 

[Split Rock]

I wonder if the plane flew in a lab first.

I believe all modern airplane designs are tested in simulations of some type (computer or wind tunnel) before they are built.

 

[Split Rock]

This still makes me chuckle!

Great thread by the way! Too bad Jazer is taking it off-topic but I had to respond to that!

LOL! Thanks for a good laugh.

I aim to please!

 

[MrJDSmith]

I believe all modern airplane designs are tested in simulations of some type (computer or wind tunnel) before they are built.

but a simulation is not real so will not show what will happen for real.

 

[SkyWriting]

Cute, but sorry to disappoint you guys...

1. Modern pilots and flight engineers do not use 2 dimentional maps.
2. Flight details do not include the terms "sunset" and "sunrise."

1. Please point out my error. See any 3-D glasses in the house? Or a globe?
http://www.flyingwithoutfear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lightbox-modern-cockpit.jpg
http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/441849main_glopaccontrol.jpg

2. "Originally, NASA had scheduled Endeavour to remain in Houston for two nights, before departing for points west. If the weather forecast cooperates and the ferry flight begins at sunrise on Tuesday (Sept. 18), the shuttle will now..."

2.
HIALS HIGH INTENSITY APPROACH LIGHT SYSTEM
HIRL HIGH INTENSITY RUNWAY EDGE LIGHTS
HIWAS HAZARDOUS INFLIGHT WEATHER ADVISORY SERVICE
HJ SUNRISE TO SUNSET
HLDG HOLDING
HN SUNSET TO SUNRISE
HO BY OPERATIONAL REQUIREMENTS
HOL HOLIDAY
HP HOLDING PATTERN
HR HOUR
HS DURING HOURS OF SCHEDULED OPERATIONS
http://www.flightplan.com/abbreviations.htm

2. "Night flights, those between sunset and sunrise, require IFR flight plans."

 

[Split Rock]

1. Please point out my error. See any 3-D glasses in the house? Or a globe?
http://www.flyingwithoutfear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lightbox-modern-cockpit.jpg
http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/441849main_glopaccontrol.jpg

Sorry, but I don't see any 2-D maps in that cockpit. Perhaps you meant to post a different link?

2.
HIALS HIGH INTENSITY APPROACH LIGHT SYSTEM
HIRL HIGH INTENSITY RUNWAY EDGE LIGHTS
HIWAS HAZARDOUS INFLIGHT WEATHER ADVISORY SERVICE
HJ SUNRISE TO SUNSET
HLDG HOLDING
HN SUNSET TO SUNRISE
HO BY OPERATIONAL REQUIREMENTS
HOL HOLIDAY
HP HOLDING PATTERN
HR HOUR
HS DURING HOURS OF SCHEDULED OPERATIONS
http://www.flightplan.com/abbreviations.htm

OK... you got me there! I stand corrected on the sunrise/ sunset part.

 

[Split Rock]

but a simulation is not real so will not show what will happen for real.

My point was that they are "tested in a lab."

 

[AV1611VET]

AV1611VET: How do we know that the flight crew knows how to fly this plane?

Flight Attendant: They are trained experts and have been doing this for many years.

Dad: All because they are so-called experts doesn't mean they can ignore God's Word.

Flight Attendant: What does God's Word have to do with flying an airplane?

AV1611VET: I use my Boolean Standards to show that flying is against The Inerrant Word of God and The Documentation.

Flight Attendant: Are you talking about The Bible? Where does The Bible say that?

AV1611VET: "Thinking themselves to be wise they became fools."

Flight Attendant: What does that have to do with flying?

AV1611VET: Homo sapiens means "Wise Man," doesn't it? Since the flight crew are Wise Men they are really fools and God will show them they are fools by crashing the plane.

Flight Attendant: What???

Dad: How do these Ivory Tower so-called experts know they can fly this plane between here and the destination? What if the atmosphere between here and the destination is in a different state?

Flight Attendant: Different State?? What do you mean??

Dad: A different state. Like it was before "The Split."

Flight Attendant: What "Split?"

Dad: During the time of Peleg. To think differently, is anti-Bible hogwash and a fantasy!

Flight Attendant: What are you talking about?

Dad: You cannot prove that the space-time state between here and there is not different can you?

Flight Attendant: No, but we have never had any problem flying this route before..

Dad: Ha! You just ASSUME there is no difference now, because you assume the past is the key to the present. That is an Anti-God Lie, and thinking only within the box.. I refuse to accept it!!!

Flight Attendant Please, both of you take your seats!

AV1611VET: You just can't wait to ridicule me, even though I accept 95% of your "science!"

Dad: I just discovered that human flight is impossible! Amazing!!

Flight Attendant: Please, take your seats so we can take off! I promise it is safe!

AV1611VET: Oh yeah.. just like Thalidomide was a "Wonder Drug" before it was Plutoed!

Flight Attendant: Thalidomide?

AV1611VET: Sure, Thaldomide proves that your "science" changes with the flavor of the week!

Dad: Prove with your so called science that the state between here and there is the same! You can't!!! Human flight is an anti-Bible lie! Amazing!

Flight Attendant: Get off this plane!!!

This is worth bumping.

It's a timeless classic here!

 

[FrumiousBandersnatch]

This is worth bumping.

It's a timeless classic here!

But is it worth necroposting?

 

[AV1611VET]

But is it worth necroposting?

Yes.

Compare it to the actual OP and you'll see why.

 

[Strathos]

Normally I'm against your necroing threads, but this one is timeless.