Twisted Questions

[ALL4J3SUS]

I was really bored so I thought I might put some quizzes. For the answers, highlight the area in between the asterisks *like this*


1) What is more powerful than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you would die?
*Nothing. Think about it*

2) If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend
that she have an abortion?
*If you said YES, then you just killed Bethoven*

3)It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.
Hereare the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and
consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any
extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?

*Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Candidate B is Winston Churchill,
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

 

[armed2010]

heres a better question, what does this have to do with science, creation, or evolution? We are also waiting for you to back up your claims that you posted in the evolution thread.

 

[ObbiQuiet]

We should throw this one overboard too... arr, throw the whole LOT overboard!

 

[Mr_Coffee]

I was really bored so I thought I might put some quizzes. For the answers, highlight the area in between the asterisks *like this*


1) What is more powerful than God,
Hurricanes
More evil than the devil,
Unicycles
The poor have it,
The clap
The rich need it,
Botox injections

The rest was ****.

 

[Taffsadar]

1) Reality

2) Yes

3) The opium guy becuase the first one is a warmonger and third guy doesn't like jews.

 

[JGMEERT]

I was really bored so I thought I might put some quizzes. For the answers, highlight the area in between the asterisks *like this*


1) What is more powerful than God,
More evil than the devil,
The poor have it,
The rich need it,
And if you eat it, you would die?

JM: The flu vaccine?
Bianka Ortega, receptionist for After Hours Pediatrics in Las Vegas, has been turning away frustrated parents. The office does have flu vaccines left, but they are reserved for poor patients.

2) If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind,
one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend
that she have an abortion?

JM: Yes, but only because I hate Fur Elise.

3)It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts.
Hereare the facts about the three leading candidates:

Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and
consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon,
used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.

Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any
extramarital affairs.

Which of these candidates would be your choice?
.

JM: None of these because they are all dead.

Cheers

Joe Meert

 

[Upward Bound]

it has to do as much with science as your evolution theory does, and most of your cosmology. i've read stories in children's books that are more factual. take it easy on the guy...he's 14

 

[JGMEERT]

it has to do as much with science as your evolution theory does, and most of your cosmology.

JM: Bald assertion. Can you back any of it up with your own thinking? For example, what scientific evidence can you provide to overturn modern evolutionary biology? Where/when can we expect to see you publish your findings complete with data and comprehensive analysis? Surely, since you've made the assertion, you've also completed the necessary scientific investigations to support your position? Are you submitting these to Nature? Science? In what journal might we expect to see your scientific findings published? I mean, you're not just making bald assertions are you?

Cheers

Joe Meert

 

[lucaspa]

it has to do as much with science as your evolution theory does, and most of your cosmology. i've read stories in children's books that are more factual. take it easy on the guy...he's 14

Upward Bound, please go to http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi and enter "evolution" as your search term. Or enter "cosmology" or "Big Bang" later if you want. But definitely do the "evolution" search. Remember that this is a medical database going back only to 1965. Read the abstracts and the full articles when you can get them onlone. Then come back with your assertion that evolution has nothing to do with science.

 

[ObbiQuiet]

it has to do as much with science as your evolution theory does, and most of your cosmology. i've read stories in children's books that are more factual. take it easy on the guy...he's 14

I suppose you want us to take it easy on you, too?

 

[lucaspa]

Just a note. Very few of the criteria you listed are relevant to how well the candidate would do on the job. For instance, all of them could believe in the divine right of rulers and think tyranny is a good thing. That is more relevant than any of the criteria you listed.

Do you pick candidates you vote for by looking at similar criteria?

 

[Physics_guy]

Just wanted to point out that our troll's 3rd question is meant to trick you into picking option 3, which I believe is referring to Hitler, while I believe option 2 is Churchill.

 

[lucaspa]

Just wanted to point out that our troll's 3rd question is meant to trick you into picking option 3, which I believe is referring to Hitler, while I believe option 2 is Churchill.

I think you are right. Option 1 may be Roosevelt.

Just goes to show how the criteria are irrelevant. From his "moral" attitude, I bet he picked #3.

 

[LorentzHA]

it has to do as much with science as your evolution theory does, and most of your cosmology. i've read stories in children's books that are more factual. take it easy on the guy...he's 14

All of the medicine you take or have ever consumed in your life was created, based on evolution-just thought you might like to know that interesting tidbit...open mouth, insert foot

 

[Bushido216]

1) Reality

2) Yes

3) The opium guy becuase the first one is a warmonger and third guy doesn't like jews.

Franklin Delano Roosevelt was a warmonger?

I'm curious to know, who got their soil attacked first? The U.S. or Japan?