Turkey Bacon

[freedomnchrist]

I ate a commuter bus once...tasted bad though

 

[freedomnchrist]

Ben - It isn't so bad. Fast food restaurants would go under if they counted on me for revenue.

It is difficult to be invited to eat somewhere and when I get there they are barbequing outside all the burgers and hot dogs you can eat.

Soda's have been a thing of the past for at least twenty years or more and when once I could drink an occassional beer, it is a terror to my system now.

Vegetables such as brocoli, squash, cauliflower, all cause problems and I'm not one to run for greens either. A chicken salad with no tomatoes goes down easy enough. It's best I go for the health food substitutions, figs, organic apples, nuts, etc. to maintain my strength.

Great stuff.

Denny

I need to talk to you my friend. Be looking for my pm's in the near future! Eating healthy seems to be an art form to those who haven't a clue.

 

[BenAdam]

So the cow was having garlic bread the night before?????

Hummus comes from chick peas not cows.

 

[freedomnchrist]

Hummus comes from chick peas not cows.

Oh....I work at the garden center....and our "hummus" is cow manure. I think???? Or at least that is what I have been telling them!

 

[BenAdam]

Oh....I work at the garden center....and our "hummus" is cow manure. I think???? Or at least that is what I have been telling them!

Hummus



humus

 

[freedomnchrist]

Hummus



humus

Oh my heck....I am so ashamed!

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is sooooooooooooooooooo funny!

Wish you could hear me laughing!

How embarrassing!

 

[freedomnchrist]

I was like......"why would someone eat poop on a stick?"

I know healthy food tastes bad sometimes...but that is a little extreme!

 

[BenAdam]

Oh my heck....I am so ashamed!

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is sooooooooooooooooooo funny!

Wish you could hear me laughing!

How embarrassing!

I'm laughing too!!!!

 

[freedomnchrist]

I was like......"why would someone eat poop on a stick?"

I know healthy food tastes bad sometimes...but that is a little extreme!

Did you see this Ben?????

 

[BenAdam]

Did you see this Ben?????

no i totally missed that ROFL!!!!!

 

[BenAdam]

You should try some hummus. Get some good wheat crackers like wheat thins and some garlic hummus. Good eatin there!!!

 

[freedomnchrist]

You should try some hummus. Get some good wheat crackers like wheat thins and some garlic hummus. Good eatin there!!!

I will def. try it. There is a health food store near me. Maybe they carry it!

O.k. So moral of story.

Humus = cow manure

Hummus = Food!!!!!!

 

[pinetree]

You should try some hummus. Get some good wheat crackers like wheat thins and some garlic hummus. Good eatin there!!!

do you juice?

 

[freedomnchrist]

do you juice?

O.k. Now that is a totally different twist!!!!!!

 

[BenAdam]

do you juice?

I think that is a silly practice (other than things that have sufficient natural juices such as citrus, tomato, etc.).

I do eat pretty healthy though overall. But I just like hummus, not for any other reason than it is good.

 

[jeolmstead]

There has got to be a sermon illustration in here somewhere…..


John O.

 

[jeolmstead]

do you juice?

Turkey juice?

(that paints a picture I don't want to see)

John O.

 

[freedomnchrist]

There has got to be a sermon illustration in here somewhere…..


John O.

Yes...there is deeper meaning in it somewhere!

Turkey juice?

(that paints a picture I don't want to see)

John O.

Blahhhh Turkey juice!!!!