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Pastor - ד ע ה - The Lunch Lady
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Wrong Answer: "Not any fatter than every thing else you wear"Plan 9 said:When your wife asks,
"Does this dress make me look fat, Honey?"
and it does.
That might be the time to lie, because that's not her real question, although she hardly ever knows that.
Second wrong answer: "You don't look fat, you are fat"
Thrid wrong answer: "Fat? More like enormous" (This is a particularly bad choice!)
Correct Answer: "You look so wonderful I would marry you all over again!"
Answer with your heart not your eyeballs.
PG

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