Enjoy 
You do realise that I pay your salary, dont you?
There was a bee in the car.
I am trying to get off the road as fast as I can, there are so many bad drivers that I dont feel safe.
Sorry officer, my ice cream is melting.
My brakes were not working, but hey they must be working better now.
I'm in a hurry, I am late for traffic court.
Sorry these videos are due back in 2 minutes.
I was just seeing if you could keep up.
You know what, I always give you guys money whe you call me.
I thought you guys allowed 10 miles per hour over the speed limit.
I have got a good lawyer, and I will see you in court.
Are you one of the village people?
I think it is just too dangerous to drive the speed limit.
I have to get to the gas station before I run out.
If I am late for work they will fire me.
I pay your salary buddy.
What are you talking about officer, we dont have "speed limits" on my planet.
I just got new tires, and the traction must be better than the old ones.
My cruise control is broken, and I cant find anyone to fix it.
I have to catch a plane.
I always drive this fast and I have never been pulled over before.
I think you pulled over the wrong car, my radar detector did not go off.
Hey it wasn't my fault, talk to K.I.T.
I thought you wanted to race.
Sorry officer, I thought my radar detector was plugged in.
I already got a ticket this month, thank you though.
If you give me a ticket I will be forced to tell your wife/husband about us.
My accelerator was stuck.
I'm in a hurry to get home boefore the alcohol takes effect.
Hey do you know the judge, I play golf with him.
There is no way I was speeding, I am too high, Tah ha ha ha.
I have to get to the store because the offer is for a limited time only.
I just want you to know, I know the chief personally.
Hey why didn't you pull over the car I was following?
Oh come on, if I get another ticket my insurance company will drop me.
Why dont you just walk back to your police car and we will act like this never happened.
You talkin to me?
Me speak no English.
Add more if you have any
You do realise that I pay your salary, dont you?
There was a bee in the car.
I am trying to get off the road as fast as I can, there are so many bad drivers that I dont feel safe.
Sorry officer, my ice cream is melting.
My brakes were not working, but hey they must be working better now.
I'm in a hurry, I am late for traffic court.
Sorry these videos are due back in 2 minutes.
I was just seeing if you could keep up.
You know what, I always give you guys money whe you call me.
I thought you guys allowed 10 miles per hour over the speed limit.
I have got a good lawyer, and I will see you in court.
Are you one of the village people?
I think it is just too dangerous to drive the speed limit.
I have to get to the gas station before I run out.
If I am late for work they will fire me.
I pay your salary buddy.
What are you talking about officer, we dont have "speed limits" on my planet.
I just got new tires, and the traction must be better than the old ones.
My cruise control is broken, and I cant find anyone to fix it.
I have to catch a plane.
I always drive this fast and I have never been pulled over before.
I think you pulled over the wrong car, my radar detector did not go off.
Hey it wasn't my fault, talk to K.I.T.
I thought you wanted to race.
Sorry officer, I thought my radar detector was plugged in.
I already got a ticket this month, thank you though.
If you give me a ticket I will be forced to tell your wife/husband about us.
My accelerator was stuck.
I'm in a hurry to get home boefore the alcohol takes effect.
Hey do you know the judge, I play golf with him.
There is no way I was speeding, I am too high, Tah ha ha ha.
I have to get to the store because the offer is for a limited time only.
I just want you to know, I know the chief personally.
Hey why didn't you pull over the car I was following?
Oh come on, if I get another ticket my insurance company will drop me.
Why dont you just walk back to your police car and we will act like this never happened.
You talkin to me?
Me speak no English.
Add more if you have any
