Tips From the Horror Movie Character's Survival Guide

[Kaylee4Christ]

1. If you're searching for something that caused a mysterious noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

2. When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off or go it alone.

3. Do not search the basement, especially if the electrical power has just gone out.

4. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals.

5. Never stand in, on, above, below, beside or anywhere near a grave, crypt, tomb, mausoleum or any other house of the dead.

6. If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

7. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog, the Burmuda Traingle or any small town in Maine.

8. Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knifes, combines, lawn mowers, butane torches, soldering irons or band saws.

9. If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted looking house to phone for help.

10. When you have killed a monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

 

[Locket]

So true, so true.

11. If creepy music starts playing, RUN THE OTHER WAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN.

 

[GL2814]

1. If you're searching for something that caused a mysterious noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

If you hear a mysterious noise, do not go looking for the source--you will DIE!!!

12. If you are wearing a bikini--you will die.
13. If you are alone--you will die.

 

[Lessien]

lol!

14. Scream and run away if you see anyone in a hocky mask.
15. If you open a closet and scream when a coat falls on you, DO NOT TURN AROUND IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE.

 

[Saviot'Valuan]

16 When a stranger aproaches you in your house, do not run upstairs, use the front door

 

[peggysue17]

my point exactly!!! but still all these poor people never listen to us!

At least none of us will get killed if were ever in a horror movie!!!

 

[Kiwicee]

Ok I've noticed that in most scary movies there is always some ditzy girl thats running from something, well she ALWAYS stops, turns around, and starts breathing really hard. so...

17: NEVER stop, turn around, and breathe really hard...just keep running!

18: If there is some kind of sound coming from outside...do not go and look out the window!

19: Always check your backseat and trunk before entering your car!

 

[Lessien]

20. Never, ever EVER trust the butler!

 

[RefinedByFire]

21. If you're being chased--no matter how slow or fast you're running--you will always, always trip and fall.


It never fails....

 

[JesusFreak08]

i love them, and its soo cool how you all added on to them. If I could think of another one to add I would... but I am having a brain fart

 

[Lessien]

22. If you're wearing a bikini, DON'T RUN IN THE WATER!!!!

 

[FallApart]

23: If you are the main squeezy huggybear couple or bitter family, you will survive.

24: If you are not the main squeezy huggybear couple or bitter family, you will not live.

 

[Lessien]

25. If you're the ditzy blonde, you'll die.

 

[FallApart]

Hah! Paris Hilton's character in House of Wax found that out quckly, didn't she?

26: If the only shortcut you know is through a dark alley, walk the long way around.

 

[Lessien]

27. Stay away from the creepy kid.

 

[FallApart]

***! Too funny!

 

[Masha]

toys that look creepy generally are!

 

[lawtonfogle]

28. Any toy, applience, tool, clothes, bottle, cup, bowl, plate, and especially knife that is not where you left it, has been moved, is somewhere else, is missing, or especially moving is to be taken as the sign for TURN AND RUN.

29. If a place looks like somewhere you should not look, don't.

30. If anyperson, animal, pet, kid, boy, girl, cat, dog, fish, or other organism appoaches you with stiff joints, TURN AND RUN.

31. If any form of sound, music, door closing, footstep, breathing, or especially scream should be taken as a your not welcome, get out, leave, ect. sign.

32. Never be at church alone at night. (actualy I had this problem for real.)

33. Never sleep with any window, door, ect. unlocked.

34. Always remember, monsters are not real, but just figments of your imagination. But please don't forget that this does not apply to insane, mad, or mentally ill people, demons, aliens, rabid animals, and mutants from the lab next door.

35. If your neighbors act strange, have an underground lab, work on top secret projects, or have excess hedge clippers, knives, or anyother sharp object, MOVE.

36. If the locals tell you not to go somewhere, or give any other such warning, leave.

 

[FallApart]

I love it!

28: If you find yourself in a room full of toys, exit silently but quickly. The pandoras box is about to open and you do not want to be there for the aftermath!

 

[kunfuzdchic]

My stomach hurts from laughing!