Timothy Zebediah Spandarosa

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Timothy, or Timmy, is a hobo that lives in the sewers under the street between two warring bakeries. Occasionaly, he finds enough stray coins to forget maging through dumpsters at night time and ventures up to the surface to buy a doughnut or a fresh peice of bread. After years of living under the street, and talking to rats and flies (and the occasional sewer gator), Timmy decides it's time to stop scavenging and find a job. However, he doesn't know how to go about this.

Age: 27
Height: 5'13" or 6'1"
Weight: 197.5'
Hair color: often hidden by dirty baseball cap, but when it's poking through a hole it's a dark brown
Eye color: green
Family: His rat friends that keep him company in the sewers: Joe, Jim, Jo-Jo, Bill, Bessy, Ben, and Augustus Caeser.
Thread: I'm not quite sure the name yet, but it's a Comedy Type RPG!

 

[equal-minded]

Timmy began his life as a well-respected and rich man taking residence in Mars (the town, not the planet). He soon became tired of his city sharing the name with a well loved candy bar and moved to California, just like his child-hood/mid-college hero Jed Clampet. Once he arrived in California he took a job as an actor, starring in several major movies, including: "The Life of Hobo Joe", "Jim Bob and Sally", and the "Invasion of the Martian". The last movie being a work of his own, an auto-biography if you will, and met with mixed emotions from the veiwers. Several saw it as a cheaply made film, others as evidence of extra-terrestrial life invading Hollywood. Because of his ties to the city of Mars and the country folk that stormed Hollywood one night to rid the Earth of the alien "scum," Timmy fled the surface world, moving the the dark, damp underground sewers. After this point in time Timmy stopped mailing me. What happened during his sewer life is locked within the heads of the rats that have become his biggest fans.