Thread Killer!!!!!!

[moerunamida]

Ewwww!! LOL

 

[intricatic]

Die thread!

*hits thread with hammer*

 

[Margim]

Die thread!

*Convinces thread its a fish, at which point the thread runs to the nearest body of water, dives in, and promptly sinks to the bottom. Immediately, a submarine comes along and retrieves the thread, and the thread is rescusitated by on board medics. Unfortunately, an enemy submarine is nearbye, and torpedoes the thread's submarine. The resulting explosion does not kill the thread, however, which is somewhat surprising. Instead, the thread is launched through the earth's atmosphere into space. It is rescued by the international space station, but unfortunately the station's air filters are overworked, and CO2 starts flooding in. With no other options, the thread escapes to the surface of the moon, where it is eaten whole by an invisible nasty moon creature. There it resides inside the moon alien for years, until one day in the future, moon scientists capture the entity and take it in for investigation. As they operate and open it up, someone accidently turns on the time machine instead of the buzz saw, and the contents of the moon creature are transported back to the year 2007, where the folks of CF consider in what way the thread may next be imperiled.

 

[Kol]

::looks at thread::

"Better off tonic!"

 

[moerunamida]

Die thread!

*Convinces thread its a fish, at which point the thread runs to the nearest body of water, dives in, and promptly sinks to the bottom. Immediately, a submarine comes along and retrieves the thread, and the thread is rescusitated by on board medics. Unfortunately, an enemy submarine is nearbye, and torpedoes the thread's submarine. The resulting explosion does not kill the thread, however, which is somewhat surprising. Instead, the thread is launched through the earth's atmosphere into space. It is rescued by the international space station, but unfortunately the station's air filters are overworked, and CO2 starts flooding in. With no other options, the thread escapes to the surface of the moon, where it is eaten whole by an invisible nasty moon creature. There it resides inside the moon alien for years, until one day in the future, moon scientists capture the entity and take it in for investigation. As they operate and open it up, someone accidently turns on the time machine instead of the buzz saw, and the contents of the moon creature are transported back to the year 2007, where the folks of CF consider in what way the thread may next be imperiled.

Wow, that was very entertaining! *revives thread* Bwahahaha!

 

[Kol]

I know how to kill this thread:

"Let's talk about our feelings."

 

[HotToast]

Do you know how you really made me feel when you posted your last post Kol. It made me feel degraded, like you are tearing strips off of me.

 

[HotToast]

.

 

[Rhododendron]

You mean to say that people actually have feelings?

NO. WAY.

(Just kidding)

 

[HotToast]

So Kol, how does Rhododendrons comment make you feel?

 

[Kol]

Rhodo, that's an ugly green shirt. It makes you look fat.

...it made me feel like saying that. Either she was lying about thinking ppl didn't have feelings, or the comment will have no effect on her.

BTW, why am I still here?

 

[Rhododendron]

LOL!!!! I'm going for the Jello look. I'm supposed to be lime jello today. I succeeded! YAY I'm a jello blob!

I'm going to bed now. Don't know why I'm here either. I won't even mention what time it is here.

 

[Kol]

Mm..for the record, I just stay up all night, sipping tea, watching anime, and thinking I'm really cool for doing so, lol. I check back here after an episode or so, so that's why i seem to be here all the time.

Goodnite, fair lady. ::bows respecfully:: May the songs of the dream-nymphs and the dreams of the sages carry you gently to the land of slumber.

 

[moerunamida]

Mm..for the record, I just stay up all night, sipping tea, watching anime, and thinking I'm really cool for doing so, lol. I check back here after an episode or so, so that's why i seem to be here all the time.

Goodnite, fair lady. ::bows respecfully:: May the songs of the dream-nymphs and the dreams of the sages carry you gently to the land of slumber.

What anime do you watch? I really miss Sailor Moon. LoL

 

[HotToast]

I couldn't let this thread be delegated to page 2, when I obviously wasn't the last to post. So now that I am you may leave this thread to die!

 

[danstar]

kills the thread

 

[moerunamida]

*brings it back to life*

 

[HotToast]

No, die damn it.

 

[HotToast]

Teardrop, why has your country changed from NZ to Romania?

I think there is more than one Teardrop, and imposter. Quick I'll get the rope, you get the lynch mob Rhododendron!

 

[moerunamida]

Teardrop, why has your country changed from NZ to Romania?

I think there is more than one Teardrop, and imposter. Quick I'll get the rope, you get the lynch mob Rhododendron!

LOL, cause I got bored with being from America. I moved back there today hehehe

Nooooo! SOMEONE HELP!!! *runs* lol