Thread Killer!!!!!!

[PestControlGuy]

So I spoke to the guy from the pest control company and he said that there is a product on the market that will kill threads. The only down side is that it is a very strong accumulative poison, and that no-one would be able to post in this thread for atleast a month.
So do you want me to tell him to go ahead with the treatment?

So I take it that you have read the brochure and are aware that you cannot expose any humans or pets to this thread for 1 month. To do so will result in acute poisoning, likely to result in death. You have distributed to brochures to everyone who has posted in this thread right?
So if you could just sign this waver here, and initial it here and here.

its a frawd wont work

I would just like you to know that I have a very good reputation and have never been involved in fraud. Also you just might like to check your spelling young man!

Yes, go right ahead, I'll keep watch over the thread

Great, will you just sign this waver here and I will get underway with the spraying.

Okay well lets get this spraying underway. If you could all vacate the thread now thank you.

[sign] CAUTION: Poison Spraying in Progress [/sign]

 

[PestControlGuy]

Okay, well that is it, all done now. Just remember:

[sign] Do Not Post Until the 28th of February! [/sign]

 

[nathans1987]

So I take it that you have read the brochure and are aware that you cannot expose any humans or pets to this thread for 1 month. To do so will result in acute poisoning, likely to result in death. You have distributed to brochures to everyone who has posted in this thread right?
So if you could just sign this waver here, and initial it here and here.



I would just like you to know that I have a very good reputation and have never been involved in fraud. Also you just might like to check your spelling young man!



Great, will you just sign this waver here and I will get underway with the spraying.

Okay well lets get this spraying underway. If you could all vacate the thread now thank you.

[sign] CAUTION: Poison Spraying in Progress [/sign]

*walks in with no mask* what is meant to happen? just as i thought Fraud!!

 

[Avtoritet]

what the heck?

 

[Rhododendron]

what the heck?

*walks in fully protected from the poison and grabs Avtoritet and helps him out of the thread* "They're exterminating the thread."

 

[mina]

Hi mina!!! *hello chomp*

 

[Rhododendron]

*breathes like Darth Vader, in my protective suit to stay alive in here* Come with me if you want to live.

 

[nathans1987]

*breathes like Darth Vader, in my protective suit to stay alive in here* Come with me if you want to live.

pssst. he is a fraud i have been here all night and the only thing i have is a sore back had to sleep on hard floor





maybe i am immune to it

 

[nathans1987]

ouch!

 

[Rhododendron]

pssst. he is a fraud i have been here all night and the only thing i have is a sore back had to sleep on hard floor





maybe i am immune to it

*takes off mask, breathes in* Hey.... you're right! There's no poison, why did they thin... *chokes and falls to the floor*

 

[nathans1987]

*takes off mask, breathes in* Hey.... you're right! There's no poison, why did they thin... *chokes and falls to the floor*

*drags out of room* poors water on (that makes people wake up, i'v seen it on tv ) awaits...

 

[HotToast]

*takes off mask, breathes in* Hey.... you're right! There's no poison, why did they thin... *chokes and falls to the floor*

* HotToast enters thinking DRABCD. Rhododendron, Rhododendron can you hear me?. HotToast gently shakes Rhododendron. Wake up! Well you were warned not to post in here for a mon..*

 

[Avtoritet]

*runs back in*
i'm imune to this type of stuff!!!
*falls over and passes out*

 

[Margim]

*walks in, looks around dazed and confused and wonders what's been happening in the last couple of days*

 

[Someguyouknow]

 

[Rhododendron]

*I finally come through* Oh look, those people breathed in the poison! Lets help them up!

 

[Margim]

I never get tired of watching that...

 

[Rhododendron]

I never get tired of watching that...

LOL! I know, I was staring at it for a good 3 minutes before I snapped out of it and posted LOL!

 

[Avtoritet]

fbzzt thread revival!!!

 

[Sketcher]