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Thread Killer!!!!!!

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Squeejie

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nope but the guy who left this on my myspace should

" computerized elephants will one day rule the world, if we dont do
anything about we will all soon have antigravitational ear lobes
attached to our feet.
don't despair though i have a confusing solution. one that just might not make sense. but thats the point.
after catching alot of useless things on fire you need to cough real loudly, more then once. until some one hears you and starts doing the same.
make sure when you cough you expell some green liquid from your mouth.
then you eat it. then look for the nearest cyborg monkey and catch him with a space rift incission device, and stick him in a vacuum tube for the ladies.
now sometimes you think that the computerized elephants are eating your monitor, its ok you can see with your eyes, they cant fly dont be scared. its all a dream, they do have wings though, i hope you arent laughing cause this is serious.
its 11 thats the secret number."
 
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Margim

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SWEET!

In the meantime...

CATCH! *throws toilet paper roll*

Now lets TP this thread! WOOOOO!!!!!!
I was going to check in on this thread from time to time over the past week,but it looks like you've all done a fine job of not killing it without me...

keep up the great work.

Now where are those mods? Most other forums I frequent would have closed this thread as spam by now, making my initial guess correct :D
 
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