Thought provoking....

[andiesmama]

I just thought it would be fun to talk about these silly questions that can make your mind go in circles like a dog chasing its tail....


When a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?????

 

[worldwatcher]

Why isn't there "mouse-flavored" cat food

 

[andiesmama]

Why isn't there "mouse-flavored" cat food

 

[andiesmama]

Why isn't there "mouse-flavored" cat food

Why isn't there cat-flavored DOG food??

 

[worldwatcher]

yep

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

 

[andiesmama]

yep

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

These are great! Keep 'em coming!

 

[andiesmama]

If you're standing at the North Pole, can you go in a northerly direction??

 

[kelco]

How come when you drop your toast it lands butter side down?

 

[wrldstrman]

why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways

 

[worldwatcher]

How come when you drop your toast it lands butter side down?

Don't know, I hate when that happens!

 

[worldwatcher]

why is it when you pick a line in the grocery store...the other line always goes faster?

 

[kelco]

why is it when you pick a line in the grocery store...the other line always goes faster?

I don't know it's the same way at the bank.

Why when you are in a hurry to get to work do you always forget something and have to turn around and go back and pick it up?

 

[whitestar]

Why isn't there cat-flavored DOG food??

My dog just cheats and eats the cat food....sigh.

 

[whitestar]

yep

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

yes....of course...

 

[Andry]

Why isn't there "mouse-flavored" cat food

Because the taste-testers wouldn't touch that one.

 

[woman.at.the.well]

How come when you drop your toast it lands butter side down?

the butter side is heavier :0)??? I dunno, just guessing really.

Why do people stay in the fast lane even though they are driving at or under the speed limit and won't move?

 

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

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Why do people stay in the fast lane even though they are driving at or under the speed limit and won't move?

Because speeding tickets are really expensive?

 

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one

 

[edie19]

the butter side is heavier :0)??? I dunno, just guessing really.

I thought the same thing and didn't post it because I figured it sounded goofy. That said, I think it makes sense - I'm really sure you're right.

 

[edie19]

This question is really my daughter's, but she's never gotten an answer and I think it's a good question:

What happens after you walk off into the sunset?