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(Hope these havent been posted before 
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*Ten Commandments*
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.
*Our Constitution*
"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it's worked for over 200 years and heck, we're not using it
anymore."
*Cows*
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they
tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
*Zero Gravity*
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly
discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost
any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below
freezing to over300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due
again--enjoy paying them.
)*Ten Commandments*
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not
Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment.
*Our Constitution*
"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it's worked for over 200 years and heck, we're not using it
anymore."
*Cows*
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right
to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they
tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11
million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
*Zero Gravity*
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly
discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost
any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below
freezing to over300 C. The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due
again--enjoy paying them.
