Things you don't want to unwrap under the Christmas tree

[LittleLambofJesus]

Used unwashed underwear

 

[brinny]

a rabid rat with fleas

 

[public hermit]

A subpoena.

 

[brinny]

A subpoena.

LOL! That would be a joy-killer.

Reminds me of a sticky-note pad i had once that had this on it:

"Here's a little something to take that silly grin off your face."

 

[jameseb]

Clothes.

 

[Rigatoni]

An angry ferret who doesn't understand the real meaning of Christmas.

 

[brinny]

a real-life Grinch

 

[gerbilwoman]

A dead gerbil

 

[Chesterton]

Jimmy Hoffa.

 

[*LILAC]

A half-chewed mouse.

 

[Chesterton]

A fully-chewed mouse.

 

[brinny]

fruitcake

 

[gerbilwoman]

100 copies of the same book

 

[JacquelineDeane55]

A demon.

I am actually afraid of the devil and the forces of evil, not that I really should be, I have GOD on my side....

 

[brinny]

a bunch o' bills....

 

[*LILAC]

Half eaten chocolates.

 

[brinny]

MELTED choc'lates

 

[*LILAC]

An unravelled sweater.

 

[Rebecca4Christ]

Dentures

 

[anna ~ grace]

Dead squirrel.