Things We Won't Need In Heaven (Game thread)

[brinny]

ego.

 

[brinny]

comedians......

cuz we'll be full to overflowing with the joy of the Lord.

 

[brinny]

sneaky bearers of ill-will

 

[brinny]

heroes.....

because there won't be any villains.

 

[brinny]

vacuum cleaners

 

[brinny]

dish detergent

 

[brinny]

cell phones....

that's prob'ly a GOOD thing

 

[brinny]

locks on doors

 

[Sorn]

dish detergent

How will the dishes get cleaned then? You'll still need dishes so what will you do with them.

 

[brinny]

How will the dishes get cleaned then? You'll still need dishes so what will you do with them.

Why would there be dishes in heaven?

Well, ok, let's go with whether there will be dishes in heaven....

if there are, who's going to wash them, you or i?

 

[brinny]

dust bunnies

 

[brinny]

...by the way, welcome to CF, Sorn.

 

[Sorn]

if there are, who's going to wash them, you or i?

Pfft, everyone knows it going to be angels work!

 

[brinny]

Pfft, everyone knows it going to be angels work!

Sez who? Did they all smile when you said that?

 

[Sorn]

We'll be able to eat in heaven, eating will be one of lifes pleasures and it will be more than going round and picking fruit of trees.

Remember there is going to be a feast at the resurrection, Jesus himself will be drinking wine then, don't think he will be drinking from his cupped hands either. You'll still be able to have dinner parties with friends and family and the food will make todays gourmet food look like pet food (okay maybe i exaggerate, but it will be very good)

 

[Sorn]

Sez who? Did they all smile when you said that?

Now that they won't have to watch our backs, what else are they going to do? I'm sure God will buy into it, all those pesky angels running around with little to do!!

 

[brinny]

Now that they won't have to watch our backs, what else are they going to do? I'm sure God will buy into it, all those pesky angels running around with little to do!!

LOL! Well now you got even the angels mad at you before you even gets there

 

[quietbloke]

Deceit and lies

 

[quietbloke]

No socks?

 

[brinny]

a "treachery" detector

because "treachery" won't pop up in the most "unexpected" of places there in heaven....

Thank GOD for that!