Things We Won't Need In Heaven (Game thread)

[mysweetlord]

bear spray

 

[James 1:27]

ice scrapers

 

[GodDreamer]

toilet paper

 

[Wade Smith]

toilet paper

I realize this is just a joke, and everyone assumes that for some reason, but there is really nothing int he Bible that I am aware of, after having read the New Testament at least several dozen times, and most of the Old Testament almost as often, there is actually nothing to suggest that our bodies wont have uh...wastes...

There is food in heaven. There are angels in heaven, and angels are seen eating a few times in the Bible.

We have streets and rivers and fruit trees (Tree of life, etc,) and we have mansions and city walls. There is no specific reason to believe "heaven" is just going to be 400 trillion beings standing around and kneeling and groveling before a vision of God on a throne for all eternity.


To be honest, I hope you're right. But personally I think our interpretation of the passages on heaven are often just ridiculous and "cartoony".

 

[JoynTx]

But our bodies will be different than here on earth as I understand it. We will have glorified bodies that will not function as our earthly bodies do.

 

[byhisstripes]

pen and paper

 

[gennaoanothen]

theology

 

[the.Sheepdog]

religion!

 

[quietbloke]

legalistic nitpicking

 

[James 1:27]

church buildings

 

[quietbloke]

church noticeboards

 

[JayJay77]

energy drinks

 

[misspressly777]

money

 

[Redheadedstepchild]

weight watchers

 

[JoynTx]

weight watchers

WooooHoooooo!!!

And hopefully there will be lots and lots of chocolate there!!

 

[byhisstripes]

medicine

 

[joris]

And hopefully there will be lots and lots of chocolate there!!

I think there will be things and foods? so much better than anything you know here, that you'll be looking back and saying, what was it about chocolate that I liked so much?

 

[quietbloke]

haircurlers (but I don't need them anyway!)

 

[JayJay77]

watches

 

[JoynTx]

nurses