Things not to tell your boss (2)

[Black_Ivy]

The rest of us were going fly-fishing this evening. Would you like to tag along? We could use a fly.

 

[RThibeault]

Here is a valentines card for your daughter.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

*whilst swinging a grandfather watch* You're feeling sleepy, sleeeepyyyy - in a moment you're going to wake up and act like a reasonable, caring boss. One, two, three eyes open wide awake!

Nuts! It didn't work!

 

[wunnerful]

that's a terrific idea


***NOT***

 

[brinny]

I REALIZE I'm late....I was at a meeting. You were the subject. We voted. You're outta here.

 

[angelwannabe]

i dont feel like working today

 

[RThibeault]

Have you seen my false teeth?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

What do you mean I should respect you? Bah!

 

[MeekOne]

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!! Got something just for you!

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...aren't they yummy! I'm so glad you like them!!!​

....what....I can't understand you...speak clearer....ooooohhhh.....you're allergic....oh...I didn't know that...

 

[PorcelainHeart]

I don't want to come to work today, because I have better things to do.

 

[bookluvr9]

I'll work overtime without being paid, as long as you're not there.

Ouch.....Didn't mean for it to sound as harsh as that. Whoops.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Please don't smile - it reminds me of a rabid dog

 

[RThibeault]

I'm sorry I tried to kill your hairpiece. I thought it was a huge rat

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Look, you really must try harder at getting my coffee right. It's not rocket science, you know.

 

[RThibeault]

Do you mind if I keep my urine specimen in your office refrigerator?

 

[EvangeliGirl]

You're kidding, right?

 

[ThirstyPossum]

Who died and left you boss?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Was your last job tossing fries?

 

[rosemoss]

I think you need a tic tac.

 

[Black_Ivy]

Good job boss, your face is a slightly paler shade of maroon today!