Things not to tell your boss (2)

[Lotuspetal_uk]

How DARE you ask me for ANYTHING!

 

[lucypevensie]

I'd love to make photocopies for you! But I don't know how to run a copy machine -rats!

 

[wunnerful]

i don't work on the days that end in the letters "dee-aaai- why"

 

[isaiah5213]

hey, can i do this from my car?? well, let me do that then...

hey, can i do this from the bathroom??? well, let me do that then...

hey can i do this from hawaii?? what about paris?? italy?? okay, i'll do that then...

weeks later


of course there are charges from the airlines, hotels, & restaurants in hawaii, italy, paris... i ASKED YOU if i could do this job from these places, AND YOU SAID YES!!!!!!

 

[isaiah5213]

i bet you like supervising me cuz' you are at the peak of your professional performance, aren't you??? i bet you are pleased that this is the highest you can go, aren't you?? you poor thing...

 

[isaiah5213]

i valiently jump in with my flaming sword, and i swing at the wereman. boom! i do 37 hit/life points! yippee!! he's down!! i see another--a vampire,blood sucker coming at me, but he is 200 feet behind the bleeding wereman, so i pull out my magic bow & my thunderbolt arrows that do 4d6 damage (for all non roleplayers, that means 4 6 sided dice) & shoot the "flash" thru the air as it directly hits it target, and does maximum damage--& the explosion from my fireball is so big there is a ringing in my ears--

"thank you for calling professional offices, how may i help you today? hmm... uhhmm.... uh hmmm... please hold..."

"boss?" i say to the exploded vampire lying lifeless on the floor, "you're #1 client is on the phone, and he needs you to..........


{PLEASE NOTE I AM AN AT HOME MOM! I DO NOT HAVE A JOB! I DO NOT PLAN TO DO THIS FOR REAL, SO PLEASE KNOW THIS ONE IS A SICK SICK JOKE, NOT REAL!!! }

 

[TheSensitive1]

I expect to have EVERY day off the days that YOU are here!!!

 

[CountryLady]

I'm to sleepy to type now, I'll do it tomorrow. tee..hee..

 

[barb754]

I'm tired of this job.

 

[wunnerful]

I'm not doing that anymore...(I said this yesterday, I'll let you know how it turns out)

 

[Sploge]

i'm leaving early!!!!

 

[WalksWithChrist]

It was so hot in here today when you wouldn't fix the a/c that I had to eat your "secret" stash of candy before it all melted. Yeah, the chips too...I wasn't taking any chances.

 

[Izzy23]

Lol^

 

[Izzy23]

Break time!

 

[Izzy23]

*First day of work*

When do I get a paid holiday? (I actually ask this)

 

[WalksWithChrist]

*First day of work*

When do I get a paid holiday? (I actually ask this)

BWAHAHAHAHA Classic...

*carrying lit cigarette* Hey boss, I know it's my first day and all, but I can't find the ashtrays anywhere. And where can I plug in my stereo? I had to unplug the big printer for now so I can listen to the Village People.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Hey everyone, we can all go home now...my treat!

 

[wunnerful]

Your dad called, he want's the keys to the business back..

 

[MeekOne]

hmmmmmmm.....grave digging.....

***pumps the thread with the diffibrulators***

BREATH....BREATH....for the love of Mike....BREATH...

 

[Peacelily]

LICK THE FLOOR IF YOU WANT IT THAT CLEAN SO BAD!!!!