Things not to tell your boss (2)

[SammeyDW]

Did you know that your going to be a grandparent soon, and I'm the father.

 

[JPPT1974]

That I will be your boss pretty soon so you better watch it or else?

 

[HolyknightofGod]

i think your mothers ugly in a good way

 

[psalms 91]

how did you get to run a business

 

[Dee235]

We are going home due to lack of interest

 

[RThibeault]

Was that you wearing the Barbara Streisand costume at that transvestite club?

 

[Dena200]

I'm pretending I am sick so dat I can just have a day off

 

[wunnerful]

your mom dresses you funny

 

[RThibeault]

You remind me of my cell mate in prison

 

[Daisysqueaks]

Is that a dead squirrel on your head cuz it sure don't look like a toupe?

 

[RThibeault]

I'm sorry I can't be there today. I am waiting for my spacecraft to take me back to my home planet.

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Go and comb your face!

 

[goldenviolet]

I Didn't Do Anything, Really... I'm Completely Innocent.

 

[SammeyDW]

I wasn't sick, I was home alone playing barbie with your wife.
And nothing happened..*wink*.

 

[Black_Ivy]

I know tonight will be your first time moonlighting as an Alcoholics Anonymous teacher, but it's also Fat Tuesday! That's why I switched your sprite with orange vodka. Alright, stop holding on to the floor, and I'll lock up the office and drive you over there!

 

[SammeyDW]

Don't be surprised when you get your credit card bill.
Me and your daughter had a 'night on the town'.

 

[RThibeault]

Hey man, is it ok to smoke pot on the job?

 

[JewelInHisCrown]

That you find him/her attractive

 

[White Horse]

Your girlfriend has some really good sugar!

 

[RThibeault]

You mean I have to work to get paid. Bump that!