Things not to tell your boss (2)

StMatthew2429 · Oct 10, 2005

I hit the fire alarm.

TheSensitive1 · Oct 10, 2005

there was a hole in your chair so I took my gum and stuck it on your chair that way no one could notice it........oh wait that would explain why you are in a sticky situation right now!

goldenviolet · Oct 10, 2005

got a problem? go tell JO.... JOMOMMA

MeekOne · Oct 10, 2005

You are absolutely out of your ever-lovin' mind! But, bless your heart!

StMatthew2429 · Oct 10, 2005

Come on ever my house tonight. I'll show you all the stuff I took from work.

MeekOne · Oct 10, 2005

C'mere...let me give you a wet willie!

PorcelainHeart · Oct 10, 2005

I love you

Quantos · Oct 10, 2005

Go google yourself.

goldenviolet · Oct 10, 2005

you need serious help.

StMatthew2429 · Oct 10, 2005

If you were not the boss, I'd tell you off for sure!

wunnerful · Oct 18, 2005

you are an accident waiting to happen

angelwannabe · Oct 18, 2005

i dont want to do that

TheSensitive1 · Oct 18, 2005

THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY...HERE IS THE BOSS AND MY CONVERSATION/ARGUMENT:

BOSS: I NEED TO KNOW IF MY THRUSDAY IS AVAL FOR APPOINT!!!
ME: OH, LET ME CHECK OH WHILE I AM AT IT.....
BOSS RUDLY SHOUTS AND INTERRUPS ME: I NEED TO KNOW IF MY THURSDAY IS ALAIL.
ME: OKAY BUT....
BOSS SHOUTS EVER SO LOUD: I NEED TO KNOW IF MY THRUSDAY IS AVIAL.
I LOOSE IT FINALLY AND SAY: IF YOU WOULD GET OFF OF MY BACK I WOULD TELL YOU BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FIRST OKAY LAY OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WalksWithChrist · Oct 18, 2005

TheSensitive1 said:
THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY...HERE IS THE BOSS AND MY CONVERSATION/ARGUMENT:

BOSS: I NEED TO KNOW IF MY THRUSDAY IS AVAL FOR APPOINT!!!
ME: OH, LET ME CHECK OH WHILE I AM AT IT.....
BOSS RUDLY SHOUTS AND INTERRUPS ME: I NEED TO KNOW IF MY THURSDAY IS ALAIL.
ME: OKAY BUT....[sees that Thursday is already booked]
BOSS SHOUTS EVER SO LOUD: I NEED TO KNOW IF MY THRUSDAY IS AVIAL.
ME: LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALL CLEAR BOSS! *HANGS UP AND CALLS BOSS' BIGGEST CLIENT AND TELLS THEM THE BOSS JUST BLEW THEM OFF*

I edited your scene so you can try it a different way next time......

WalksWithChrist · Oct 18, 2005

Hey boss, I need tomorrow off for a job interv...uh, I mean, *cough cough* I'm feeling kinda bad and need some sick time. *sniffle sniffle*

TheSensitive1 · Oct 18, 2005

WalksWithChrist said:
I edited your scene so you can try it a different way next time......

Lotuspetal_uk · Oct 24, 2005

Remind me to slap your parents for making you!

wunnerful · Oct 25, 2005

no, you do it...

WalksWithChrist · Oct 25, 2005

Hey boss, donuts in the conference room! [whisper]too bad they're for the big client in from overseas...[/whisper]

TheSensitive1 · Oct 25, 2005

Dag...you have enough grease in your hair to make french fries for the ENTIRE office!

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