Things NOT to say on as first date

[Annova]

"checkout this fake online marriage certificate I made for us."

 

[Someguyouknow]

edit: that was horrible. please forgive me.

 

[jada]

That he is looking for a woman to settle down with, have kids and take care of him...

I can't say all that I want to say. I would sound soooo mean.

But still, why do guys do this to me?

I'm not here to take care of them all the time!
It would be nice to actually find a guy who knew how to take care of himself.
Then I could actually consider things like kids - future - settling down
without conjuring up thoughts of "babysitter", and "dominatrix", or "auntie em"...

 

[Mark2010]

see when I go on a date and hes paying, I usually get something pretty reasonable.

Smart gal. It's a good way to get invited on a second date.

 

[sweetlambofgod]

What is reasonable? Is it true that one should not order a meal more expensive than the one who is paying? Or does that apply only to friends that or paying & not on a date?

depends where you are

 

[sweetlambofgod]

Smart gal. It's a good way to get invited on a second date.

haha most of my dates don't make it to #2

 

[Mark2010]

haha most of my dates don't make it to #2

You mean they suffer an early death?!?!!?

 

[sweetlambofgod]

You mean they suffer an early death?!?!!?

more like I do

 

[Mark2010]

more like I do

Well, you're obviously dating the wrong men.

 

[sweetlambofgod]

Well, you're obviously dating the wrong men.

haha obviously

 

[nathans1987]

That he is looking for a woman to settle down with, have kids and take care of him...

I can't say all that I want to say. I would sound soooo mean.

But still, why do guys do this to me?

I'm not here to take care of them all the time!
It would be nice to actually find a guy who knew how to take care of himself.
Then I could actually consider things like kids - future - settling down
without conjuring up thoughts of "babysitter", and "dominatrix", or "auntie em"...

are there any guys that can do that if there were why would be date girls we would just live by ourself and have lots of money



i kid.

 

[jada]

Is there such a thing?

 

[RED that's ME]

I heard a comedian say this recently....

I collect ointments for a hobby.

 

[TySJI]

The Proper Care and Feeding of Men


Is there such a thing?

Think it's called steak

 

[squeekers22]

ummm not to say

i have alot of gas and i have the craps lol sry im wierd

 

[intricatic]

"Man, my foot fungus is getting really weird.... can you take a look for me?"

 

[Sketcher]

Why don't you come to my place? I've got a nice pit that I'd like to show you.

 

[knownbeforetime]

Take this pill and I'll see you on the mothership. *dies*

 

[sweetlambofgod]

I got cramps

Do you have a tampon?

 

[knownbeforetime]

I got cramps

Do you have a tampon?

You know, if you asked a wrestler that, they just might have one.... (nose bleeds and such)