Things NOT to say on as first date

[sweetlambofgod]

I wouldn't care if me and a date went to a fast food restaurant because most of the guys I know can barely afford to feed themselves (plight of the college student) let alone a fancy dinner. If I realize that you can afford it but don't want to waste your time on it at least once, you're gone.

I wouldnt be able to, I'm usually too nervous to eat and the smell of fast fodo would not be a good thing.

 

[koban4max]

excuse me?

 

[koban4max]

Turn off!

 

[sweetlambofgod]

are you laughing at moi

 

[koban4max]

are you laughing at moi

Ur funny..

 

[sweetlambofgod]

haha is that good?

 

[koban4max]

haha is that good?

yup

 

[sweetlambofgod]

oh good

 

[koban4max]

oh good

Is there bad funny?

 

[sweetlambofgod]

if your making fun of someone ya

 

[koban4max]

if your making fun of someone ya

eh...ic ic

 

[TheDag]

Don't tell him that God told you he was your future husband. Even if it's true, it's creepy and will scare off many people.

A friend of mine had someone knock on his door and use that line. He simply responded with "Well God hasn't told me to divorce my wife" and then shut the door!

 

[Ivan916]

I usually keep it low key on first dates. But never in a fast food place. (I ain't THAT cheap) I usually go to Starbucks or any decent coffee places. It is just right budget wise. Though I had a date that ordered the most expensive coffee imaginable! It cost me $8 for her coffee! Dang, she got every shot or extra whatever that a human could order. Can you say Gold Digger?

 

[sweetlambofgod]

I usually keep it low key on first dates. But never in a fast food place. (I ain't THAT cheap) I usually go to Starbucks or any decent coffee places. It is just right budget wise. Though I had a date that ordered the most expensive coffee imaginable! It cost me $8 for her coffee! Dang, she got every shot or extra whatever that a human could order. Can you say Gold Digger?

see when I go on a date and hes paying, I usually get something pretty reasonable.

 

[JPPT1974]

Be low-key and friendly as well
As just have a good time
Don't do things that are out of line
Be frugal most of all!

 

[Ivan916]

see when I go on a date and hes paying, I usually get something pretty reasonable.

What is reasonable? Is it true that one should not order a meal more expensive than the one who is paying? Or does that apply only to friends that or paying & not on a date?

 

[intricatic]

Wow, I have never seen such a beautiful, Godly, breathtaking woman in all my life, and I've seen many women. None compare, though.... Oh, hush, you're nice too.

 

[KomissarSteve]

Wow, I have never seen such a beautiful, Godly, breathtaking woman in all my life, and I've seen many women. None compare, though.... Oh, hush, you're nice too.

LOL, nice. An especially bad idea if you get more specific and start commenting on the particular "attributes" of said beautiful woman who is not your date.

 

[Balugon]

from a guy- "I think my thong is giving me a wedgie."

in general- "these hemroids.. man.. I'll tell ya."

 

[silentpoet]

Wow look at the ______ on her. They have to be twice the size of yours, no wait three times the size.