Things NOT to say on as first date

[Bunnymedic]

...so I was watching this porn the other day.....

 

[Weasel7711]

Oh My

 

[Tumbleweed64]

In my previous life I was a porkchop...

 

[KomissarSteve]

(At the end of the date...)

Death is but a doorway, time is but a window - I'll be back!

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097428/ clue for those of you who don't get the reference)

 

[Tumbleweed64]

(At the end of the date...)

Death is but a doorway, time is but a window - I'll be back!

(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097428/ clue for those of you who don't get the reference)

I got it!

 

[sweetlambofgod]

Hahaha, now THIS is a lady who knows how to lay down the law!

Me likee. ~_^

It's more for the fact that he is willing to watch it with me

 

[jcj3803]

"Dont tell a girl that all you want to see her in is a cowboy hat and a pair of boots..."

Alright, fine! Forget the boots!

 

[simmeringabsolute]

"For the sake of honesty, you really ought to include a full body shot in your personal ad..."

 

[knownbeforetime]

I've reserved the chapel for 3:00, if we leave right now, I just might get my deposit back.

 

[TySJI]

"Dont tell a girl that all you want to see her in is a cowboy hat and a pair of boots..."

Alright, fine! Forget the boots!

Lol!

I'll even settle for only the boots.

 

[foadle]

How rich did you say you were again?

 

[Sketcher]

What's that smell? Did someone throw up around here, or is that . . . you?

So, you got a sister? You think she'll like me?

Excuse me, whenever I'm around pretty girls I get this continence problem.

What do you mean you don't want to go to the dirty theater? You said you wanted to watch a movie.

You're 22? You don't look a day over 30!

That's not what women are for.

(give her the cold, deadly stare) So . . . do you like . . . fire?

 

[Highland Watchman]

"Don't worry! I know EXACTLY where this place is!"

(an hour and a half later) "I thought it was around here somewhere. Dangit! I should have written down that contact number before we left..."

 

[moerunamida]

Male to female: Wow...the hairs on your moustache look almost like mine!

Female to male: Can I borrow that shiny lipgloss you are wearing?

Either male or feamle: QUIET! The voices are trying to say something to me.

 

[intricatic]

"Lobby, lobby, lobby...."

"It's that stupid evil monkey again! Oh, wait.... you're not evil..."

 

[Annova]

"For the sake of honesty, you really ought to include a full body shot in your personal ad..."

Oh if you said that to a women you'd better hope she doesn't throw something or hit you. Espeically if she had a bad day.

Thats has to be number 1 for online dating.

 

[javaluver]

"Want to see a picture of the engagement ring I like? I'll just grab it out of my wallet."

"What colour do you think our children's eyes will be?"

"Do you think I'm fat?"

 

[paul123]

Marriage. It's a killer.

 

[Thomas1984]

"I've got this wierd smell coming from my toes, would you take a look for me?"

"Ooooh, blackheads! Let's squeeze em."

"Does this look natural to you"?

 

[Annova]

"Your paying right?"