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John Swartzwelder said:Marge and Homer head out.
Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting.
We'll bring back dinner.
Lisa: What are we gonna have?
Homer: Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been
good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart: Poison pizza.
Homer: Oh, no! I'm not making two stops!
-- ``Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie''
