Things NOT to fill a pie with (16)

DeShay · Apr 14, 2008

Hair you pulled out while doing income tax forms

DeShay · Apr 14, 2008

Shredded up income tax forms, hair you pulled out, fingernails you bit

Don't put this in a pie because it obviously would give you indigestion

DeShay · Apr 14, 2008

Also numbers in a pie might come back and bug you. Remember,

"Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty black birds baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened, the birds began to sing
Now wasn't that a dainty dish to set before a king?"

We don't want any singing numbers, especially not TAX NUMBERS

queenanne · Apr 14, 2008

pins and needles

DeShay · Apr 14, 2008

queenanne said:
pins and needles

I guess that would be bad because they are not very juicy.

crepe paper because it has too much dye

queenanne · Apr 14, 2008

DeShay said:
I guess that would be bad because they are not very juicy.

crepe paper because it has too much dye

sawdust, as it's a tad dry

accidentalchristian · Apr 14, 2008

mannequins

DeShay · Apr 14, 2008

accidentalchristian said:
mannequins

That would be a problem wouldn't it? They're kind of stiff and unwieldy. You don't want an arm sticking out or anything.

Also don't put an I-beam in a pie either because it would be hard to chop into bite-size pieces.

DeShay · Apr 14, 2008

queenanne said:
sawdust, as it's a tad dry

You're right. We don't want any sawdust in our pies.

Also no mustaches, beards or other facial hair because it might not only be too dry, but it might have LICE.

We don't want any protein in our pies.

accidentalchristian · Apr 14, 2008

rubber baby buggy bumpers......should add an interesting chewy texture.....

MrFreshdew · Apr 15, 2008

computer

DeShay · Apr 15, 2008

accidentalchristian said:
rubber baby buggy bumpers......should add an interesting chewy texture.....

lol!!!!!

Right, VERY interesting texture. Let's see. How about adding bubble gum to that. Then you'd have chewing gum that never gets unchewy.

BUT don't put Alkaseltzer in the pie. You might burp too much as you chew.

DeShay · Apr 15, 2008

MrFreshdew said:
computer

Right. No computer paper either--too dry.

DeShay · Apr 15, 2008

Camel spit because there's a texture problem again. This time too slimy

WhiteWillow · Apr 15, 2008

elmer's glue

WhiteWillow · Apr 15, 2008

turtle wax

queenanne · Apr 15, 2008

Sophrosyne · Apr 15, 2008

weird web pages

tamlis · Apr 15, 2008

germs

Tofferer · Apr 15, 2008

my sweat socks, even if I haven't had a bad day at the warehouse

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