There was...

[goldenviolet]

a perfect man who met a perfect woman.

After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the roadside in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman. She's the only one that really existed in the first place. everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man...

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

(by the way if your a woman, and your reading this...this brings up another point....women never listen either.......)

 

[godisgr8]

LOL, that's great!

 

[SamBrown]

I don't get it...

 

[eh7]

Why only the perfect women exist?

 

[HollyHobbie]

Hmmmm ! thats perfectly funny ! Its good that you or whom ever sent or wrote that women never listen either (LoL ! )

Because I have noticed that there are far too many male bashing jokes out there these days as society and the media seems to look poorly on the men and male roll models.


That joke was halairious though lol !

Am I a killjoy or what Yikes !!! Sorry !!!

Love In Christ
Laura (Holly Hobbie )

 

[white knight]

good one

 

[askbros]

Hehehe...

But if you want to get technical about it, is there a perfect woman...? You skip over something in your Bible reading?

 

[Lycana]

That was great!

 

[TheMainException]

So very true!!!!!

 

[randomchic93]

I like that joke, it is funny

 

[eturner74]

cute joke

 

[bubblefish]

That is good. There is actually a website showing that in a slide show thing. It was really cute

Here is the website if you want to look

http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf

 

[grrltoangl]

ive read it befor but its still funny!

 

[Lil'_Miss_Princess_Aimz]

yea, ive seen this b4.. still good though

 

[bumblebee62331]

I've seen the animated version of this. I think it's on this same forum, if you want to take a look.