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There was a party and everyone was invited, but the theme of the party was heroes and villains.

One of the people who received an invitation said "I don't know whether I will go as a villain or a hero? What should I do?"

His friend answered "Jesus would crucify the villain and resurrect the hero!"

After thinking it over for a minute, the one with the invitation said "I don't know what it is about resurrecting a hero, but I would rather stay on the cross for longer, even if I was a villain?"

"Well," his friend answered "There's only one villain for that: the fish that had a coin in its mouth!"

"What makes you say that?" asked the one.

Without hesitating his friend said "The coin in his mouth belonged to someone!" and then after a moment "use your imagination, go as a big fish with a big coin!!"