The Wishing Game

[matty c]

Here's how the game works. Make a wish. The next poster will grant your wish, but they will add some consequence to it.

Example:
I wish I was a NASCAR driver.

next poster: Granted but your never win a race.


I'll start...

I wish I were a country singer

 

[Lilly of the Valley]

Granted, but you'll sound bad

I wish I could play the piano

 

[gvsuman]

granted, but you can only play the Barney theme song on it.

I wish I were a millionaire

 

[Grammalamma]

Granted but you'll never know if people like you for yourself.

I wish I had a best friend.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

here yuh go. He's a border collie...

I wish I had a wife...

 

[Grammalamma]

Thanks Leader, I have 2 canine friends. I would like a person that I can really talk to about anything.

Your wish is granted but she lives in another country.

I wish we could afford for my husband to retire right now.

 

[matty c]

double post...whoops

 

[matty c]

granted but he gets bored and chooses to starts participating in the WWE as "The Grandfather"

I wish i could go back in time and change something

 

[G4M5Y5]

Wish granted but you can only make things worse not better.

I wish I could make a lot of money this week

 

[Leader of the Banned]

You gottit but uncle sam's gonna get most of it....


I wish I could meet a certain lady from this forum...

 

[schultzie]

granted, but you weren't specific enough... u meet the wrong 'certain lady'!

i wish i had a car

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Granted! You'll find it in the shop on blocks with repairs costing....$1,000,000...


Wish I could meet (insert her name here) from the forums....

 

[dawnmo]

Granted, but you only get to meet for two seconds.

I wish I wasn't so bitter

 

[Addaperle]

Granted, but you'll be cynical instead.

I wish I could sing nicely

 

[Western Deity]

Sure, but you'll develop crippling arthritis and never hold a mic .

I wish I had a boat.

 

[Addaperle]

(lol- that's ok, I'll wear one!!)

It'll be the Titanic... and go the same way

I wish I could fly!

 

[Western Deity]

You can fly, but you have to make buzzing noises whenever you do.

I wish I had a little more cash.

 

[Lisa0794]

Granted! Poof!! More cash . . . but you'ld probably spend it!!!! It's a viscious circle, isn't it!!!


How about a few Blessings instead?


I wish I were a stay at home mom . . .

 

[dawnmo]

Granted, but you didn't specify which home you'd like to stay at, so...you won't be staying at your own house

I wish I had more time to sew...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Granted but it's because you're in jail for 5-10 years...

I wish I had a decent job.