The University of Repzilla (U Rep)

[drstevej]

Repzilla allows you to be faculty or adjunct faculty
Repzilla Jr allows you to be a student lecturer or guest lecturer.

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Since the thread-stitution seeks to train tomorrow's Repzillas our accrediting agency requires Repzilla degrees for faculty and adjunct.

 

[scraparcs]

Then I'll just take five of your stars and be a Repzilla

PS: Rep me, I'm trying to weasel my way in.

 

[drstevej]

Then I'll just take five of your stars and be a Repzilla

PS: Rep me, I'm trying to weasel my way in.

Sorry only earned degrees, no honorary.
Accreditation you know

I do admire the weaseling.

 

[scraparcs]

Well I am still teaching how to run your Repzilla home-based business. Perhaps I ought to start a competing school?

 

[drstevej]

Well I am still teaching how to run your Repzilla home-based business. Perhaps I ought to start a competing school?

You really want to teach ~E~lsewhere?

 

[mizangelwolf]

Perhaps there is an annex where the home schooled mini zillas can attend?

 

[scraparcs]

You really want to teach ~E~lsewhere?

Now that would be an interesting place for Rep U!

 

[Valentine]

I'd lke to apply as a part-time student. My reps are slipping wayyy behind as I have to work in order to pay my way through. Please note I included my application fee along with my application to the Chancellor.

 

[BellaSong]

I definitely need to be a student here!

 

[buttercup2000]

Dear President of URep:

I want more than anything else (sort of) to be a student at URep! From the first moment I heard of your august university (3 minutes ago) I have been pining to get my Rep-a-doodle degree from the best (and to my mind, only) school of its kind. Your school will prepare me for my life's work of repping. I can only attend the night school -- do not want to interfere with my day job of being a rep elf .

Please, please, please President Red Daddy and chief admissions officer!!

 

[calmcoolandelected]

I will admit you as a student.
Faculty appointments will require a Repzilla Degree (for accreditation purposes, ya know)

Good, I was gonna say that I need to sit at the feet of the Master!

 

[scraparcs]

But who better to teach students than those currently working in the Rep field?

 

[drstevej]

But who better to teach students than those currently working in the Rep field?

Ah, but our faculty has both the experience and the stars on the resume. Certainly you are not saying RepDaddy is an Ivory Tower Repzilla?

 

[drstevej]

Good, I was gonna say that I need to sit at the feet of the Master!

Ahem, RD doesn't always change socks. Maybe you'd prefer another seat in the room.

 

[drstevej]

Enrollment is up.

WOOT

We need:

• A sports team name and mascot, cheerleaders
• A School band
• Fraternities and Sororities
• A Fight song
• A school crest

 

[buttercup2000]

The rep elf can't wait!! Do we need school supplies?

 

[drstevej]

The rep elf can't wait!! Do we need school supplies?

a good keyboard, a fast internet connection and a mouse that works.
add that to what we teach and Repzillas arise!

 

[godismyabba]

Enrollment is up.

WOOT

We need:

• A sports team name and mascot, cheerleaders
• A School band
• Fraternities and Sororities
• A Fight song
• A school crest

How about me being a mascot? hmmm... I used to not be so nice to cheerleaders...

Fight song? Our God is a consuming fire? I'll have to think on that one.

 

[buttercup2000]

The rep elf could be a mascot. I don't know any other distinguished institutions of higher learning that have an elf for a mascot. Just an idea...

 

[Godslilgurlalways]

I would love to join as a student, I can't rep you until 10:10 p.m. tonight b/c I was repping someone last night trying to help them recieve their first star, I sadly have not though(lol). Can't beleive I used up 40 reps just like that.