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Heard this from one of my teachers, so all the wording might be slightly off (I'm making my spin on it, I guess), but same catchline.
One Jesus and Satan got into a typing contest. They decided whoever got to 1000 words first would win. So Jesus and Satan are typing away, really fast, when all of a sudden the power went out. The computers had gone out with the power, and their typing contest was put on hold for a few minutes. Well, the power eventually came back on, and Jesus and Satan both looked at their computers. Satan had to start all over because he lost his information when the power went out. Jesus didn't lose all of his information though, and won.
Moral of the story: Jesus saves.
One Jesus and Satan got into a typing contest. They decided whoever got to 1000 words first would win. So Jesus and Satan are typing away, really fast, when all of a sudden the power went out. The computers had gone out with the power, and their typing contest was put on hold for a few minutes. Well, the power eventually came back on, and Jesus and Satan both looked at their computers. Satan had to start all over because he lost his information when the power went out. Jesus didn't lose all of his information though, and won.
Moral of the story: Jesus saves.
