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HumbleUnderdog
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I heard this one a short while back. I liked it alot. So here goes:
There are two guys who are best friends. They both come from a family background of engineers and inventors. Both of them flied through university with honours, and began illustrious careers as inventors and engineers. Together they came up with ingenious ideas, and invented products that would put Thomas Edison to shame. They awed many with their designs, designs that no one thought was possible. They even solved the energy waste issue and many transporation and medical issues. There creativity was beyond comprehensible, they could take a handful of dirt and create and super-complex space machine.
Finally they both looked at each other and said, "Hey maybe we should challenge God to an invention test. Since we're so smart, we can design anything!! We could probably create things that God never could create!"
So they both say to God, "Hey! We got a challenge for you. We'll create something, then you create something. When we're both done, we'll so who has the better invention."
"You're on," God replies.
So the two inventors began planning immediately, and over then next couple years they spend hours and hours each day on their design, which will use a wide range of ingredients, such as dirt, a pair of scissors, glue, sheets of steel, and a couple of their own invented ingredients.
Finally, their plans are finished and they go outside to begin their construction. They start by picking up a handful of dirt from the ground. Immediately after doing so, God sends a gust of wind that blew out the dirt from their hands.
"What did you do that for!!??" cried the two, to which God replied saying, "go make your own dirt."
There are two guys who are best friends. They both come from a family background of engineers and inventors. Both of them flied through university with honours, and began illustrious careers as inventors and engineers. Together they came up with ingenious ideas, and invented products that would put Thomas Edison to shame. They awed many with their designs, designs that no one thought was possible. They even solved the energy waste issue and many transporation and medical issues. There creativity was beyond comprehensible, they could take a handful of dirt and create and super-complex space machine.
Finally they both looked at each other and said, "Hey maybe we should challenge God to an invention test. Since we're so smart, we can design anything!! We could probably create things that God never could create!"
So they both say to God, "Hey! We got a challenge for you. We'll create something, then you create something. When we're both done, we'll so who has the better invention."
"You're on," God replies.
So the two inventors began planning immediately, and over then next couple years they spend hours and hours each day on their design, which will use a wide range of ingredients, such as dirt, a pair of scissors, glue, sheets of steel, and a couple of their own invented ingredients.
Finally, their plans are finished and they go outside to begin their construction. They start by picking up a handful of dirt from the ground. Immediately after doing so, God sends a gust of wind that blew out the dirt from their hands.
"What did you do that for!!??" cried the two, to which God replied saying, "go make your own dirt."
